Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories

This is a story I told my youngest son about his beanie teddy bear while we were camping, so please pardon the background noise. In this story, the bear is self-conscious about the beans in his rear end and paws, and also wonders if his polka dot tie violates some sort of fashion laws.

I decided to retell the Hansel and Gretel story to my kids, but since I couldn't really remember all the details, I just made up my own on the spot. I hope you enjoy!

A man takes belly flopping to a whole new level as he competes to flop from the highest height into the shallowest pool. His final stunt may be either the death of him, or the beginning of a comfortable retirement.

A silly monkey and his friend go to a mountain town in Colorado to visit the penny arcade. They don't have much money, and they keep getting into trouble with security guards, but that doesn't stop them from having a great time!

Billy has eaten way too much corn and now can't poop! Luckily his inventor brother has something that just might work.

This episode's artwork was created by my son, Konrad. Please check out his YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@KonradKartoons

A mild-mannered salesman named Mr. Fubbels tells a story of the time he visited Not-So-Pleasantville, where a mean lady steals something from him. He meets a mailman who also had something stolen by this lady, so together they come up with a plan to get their stuff back.

A mild-mannered salesman named Mr. Fubbels tells a story of the time he visited Not-So-Pleasantville, where a mean lady steals something from him. He meets a mailman who also had something stolen by this lady, so together they come up with a plan to get their stuff back.

A bunch of aliens from space have a plan to take over the Earth! But, luckily for us, their plan is kind of stupid.

A bunch of aliens from space have a plan to take over the Earth! But, luckily for us, their plan is kind of stupid.