He's huge.  He's hungry.  And he wants coffee.  The giant hamster lands on Earth and goes on a rampage.  What will it take to stop him? 

The neighborhood kids are together to play some games.  Unfortunately, Mary Lou's idea of a fun game has the other kids feeling a little nervous.

The day before Easter, a bunny family explains to their children where the Easter Bunny came from.  Spoiler Alert:  It all started with a chicken.

A kindly older neighbor lady tells the story of the first time she stepped on Kate Shelly's face ... while stepping on her face.  Enjoy! 

At the very end of the age of the dinosaurs, a T-Rex and Triceratops fall in love and share magical moments, while their friend continually spoils the mood with his disgusting bodily functions. 

Tonight we have a collection of short stories about a dog that needs to poop really bad, a crustacean that keeps getting chewed on by seagulls and a girl who can't seem to find a place to pee.

On a cold, moonlit night, two cats are on the hunt.  After they have success, they take a break for some caterwauling, which aggravates old man Nolan so much that he throws stuff at them.

The hobo spaceman is back!  This time he lands in Portland to refuel on his way to meet with his publisher, who is in the orbit of Saturn.  While in town, he runs into various do-gooders, all determined to be of service to him.

Richard has nice curly red hair.  He makes the mistake of running a comb through it one day which makes everyone want to touch it!

A collection of three short stories involving crackers, poop, and bee-infested hair.