Daft Monks

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Van Helsing tries his hand at speed dating after an unfortunate accident befalls a village's entire population of eligible bachelors. The Nates swap stories from school, talk janitors, and fixate on an excessive amount of ravioli. 

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On this episode of Class Closeup, the hosts take a look at one of the most popular classes in Dungeons and Dragons: the sex-laden Bard. We talk about what kind of players should play bard, what bards excel at, when to avoid playing bard, and name some example bards we've seen in pop culture.

On this episode of Nate Versus Nate, the hosts try to stump each other once more with another round of movie pitches. Befitting of the season, the Nates pick their favorite, nonsensical Hallmark holiday movies to paraphrase hilariously and quiz each other, and even throw in some fake movie premises for fun. Because let's be real, you'd never know the difference anyway.

On this episode of Roleplay for One, a private investigator discovers a strange shack in the middle of Lake Arkham. Nate theorizes that robots are on the rise and we welcome our newest patron at the end of the episode.

On this episode of Nate Versus Nate, the hosts read off clues for Nate to guess the top-grossing holiday gift from each year of the 80s and 90s. The age-old question of how soon can you celebrate Christmas is answered, and Nate goes on a crazy liberal rant about Christmas trees.

In this episode of PTSD&D, the Nates revisit the Captain Planet universe to the moment where the Planeteers formally share their complaints about Wheeler's environmentally-unfriendly behavior. Like the show? Become a Patron for as little as a dollar! Link below.

In this episode of Roleplay for One, an investigative journalist brings a surprisingly intuitive dancer on a date to an art gallery where they uncover a dark, forbidden ritual. Enjoy the show? Become a patron for as little as a dollar!

On this episode of I Call Shenanigans, Nate has some strong feelings about renewable energy. We talk about our gripes from this year's Halloween season, and we drop some hints about Season 2. Enjoy the show? Become a Patron for as little as a dollar!

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While camping outside a small village festival, Van Helsing ingests one too many toxic shrooms and runs off in a delirious high in search of a murderous clown syndicate and organized crime. It's up to Belmont and the posse to track him down and minimize the collateral damage. 

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On this episode of Nate Versus Nate, a new challenger enters the fray. The mysterious entity known only as "Chris' girlfriend" arrives to lay claim to the title of "Spookiest." Not to be outdone, Nate comes out swinging as the two compete in their knowledge of horror film trivia and compare tarot readings.

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