You baked a cake and invited your closest friends. The decorations in the living room are vibrant and inviting and the colored lights outside just scream "hey world, look out, there's an EVENT happening here."

That's right, it's the big day, it's your Zero Subscriber Party.

Things discussed: Crazy Frog, Cars 3, Instagram Live, Dane, Liam Neeson, Apple routers, Xiaomi Mi Mix

Music by NΣΣT and Brendon Bigley.

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You press the button on your Spectacles to begin a 10 second video Snap and ask the cashier one simple question: How can you charge $12 for a medium popcorn? 

Yeah, this was worth taking a helicopter to the Grand Canyon for.

Things discussed: Snow, AMC ticket prices, buy a car on Amazon, Facebook and fake news (again), The Screening Room, the internet of things, Spectacles

Music by NΣΣT and Brendon Bigley.

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For eight easy payments of $14.95, you too can take home one giant pot of Kevin's Famous Chili. Made right here in Scranton, PA, Kevin's Famous Chili features some of the town's most prized ingredients, like the carpet fibers from the floor of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company office.

Things discussed: Saint Knut's Day, Touch disease, Masterclass, Amazon Prime, texting with Alexa, Ads on Netflix, Kevin's Famous Chili, Any.Do, Airbnb.

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Did ya ever made anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when ye were angry or scared?

Things discussed: Some good bots, SpaceX global internet, iPhone display shortages, Yang Kyoungjong, Pizza drones, Bland Marvel movies

Music by NΣΣT and Brendon Bigley

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Sweet relief.

Things discussed: Google Quickdraw, Apple AR Glasses, Twitter bands alt-right accounts, Fitbit and video games, the mannequin challenge, Google Earth VR, Soundcloud, HP's Mac Mini

Music by NΣΣT and Brendon Bigley.

Hark! In the distance! An Uber approaches! Adorned with a small piece of paper that simply reads "Uber," a Lincoln Town Car arrives at your doorstep, slowing as it makes it's presence known via headlights cutting through the morning darkness. Nosey neighbors peer between the curtains, unable to discern who amongst them could possibly warrant such wondrous means of transportation. Little do they know, it is you. With a strut usually reserved for royalty, you make your way down the driveway towards the Town Car. On your approach, the driver lowers his window.

"My car is broken. I can't take you," he says. He speeds off, leaving you stranded. 

Things Discussed: Uber, Designed by Apple in California, Disney's interest in Netflix, the butt emoji, Dusk, Twitter's new anti-abuse tools, Super Mario Run, Westworld renewed for a second season

Music by Brendon Bigley and NΣΣT

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It's a frigid morning in the Big Apple, and from your fourteenth floor apartment you can just barely make out the small wisps of clouds that accompany every breath exhaled by each passer-by on the sidewalks below. You've decided to skip the Starbucks line today by making your own coffee. Almost nothing tastes as good as skipping the Starbucks line feels on a day like today.

Suddenly, the ground starts to shake. You knew this happened before you moved here from the quaint rural midwestern town your parents had raised you in. They warned you, and you'd seen Loki on the news a few years earlier. You knew what you were getting into. You knew the world would start to fold inward onto itself constantly, like that one scene in Inception. And now you, a seasoned vet, don't even need to brace yourself for it anymore. You just keep making your coffee and let Doctor Strange fight another faceless evil somewhere in Brooklyn. Your boss will understand why you're late.

Things discussed: Doctor Strange, Liberland, Google and Facebook's fake news problem, Beauty and the Beast, Macbook Pro reviews.

Music by NΣΣT, Chris Zabriskie, and Brendon Bigley

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