Mark Twain reads his letter of Presidential intent.  Gives advice to current president.

Dan celebrates his vasectomy, Amy has a gun, Rick ponders unforgettable quotes from famous athletes. Movie stars and athletes, is there anything they don't know?

Dan is almost killed by pepper. Amy takes us to Italy. Rick has Packer talk, and we all voice our opinions on the new name of the football team formally known as the Washington Redskins.

2% background buzz fixed on the 14:00 minute mark.