Join us for part one of our two part Louisiana extravaganza! First you decide if the cult of the week is actually a cult or just an episode of Dateline circa 1911. And be wary of the full moon and carry some silver because its werewolf season as we discuss the Rougarou!

We are living up to our name this week as we head to Kentucky and tell you the uber spooky tales of a vampire cult and a goat man. Meg takes us on a cross country murder rampage with an angsty 500 year old teenager turned cult leader. And Liz teaches us about train safety with the Pope Lick Monster.

Welcome to balmy and tropical Iowa where the cults are creepy and the cryptids are freaky! The cult of the week, The Living Word Fellowship, may or may not believe in the first resurrection but they're too busy covering up their shady shit to really care. And it's a bird, it's a bank robber, it's a pterodactyl? Liz covers the Van Meter visitor who even has its own festival each year.

Meg and Liz are set for an exciting adventure in Indiana this week! Our journey begins with the Faith Assembly cult, whose beliefs end up garnering the attention of the local Health Department - and not in a good way. As our adventure continues, Liz keeps us on the edge of our seats with a fascinating dive into the mystery surrounding the Crawfordsville Monster. Is it a genuine creature, or could there be another harmless explanation for this intriguing phenomenon?

We are wildin’ out in Illinois this week! The cult with no name from Stelle teaches us to take no shit and that vegetarians “can’t do much of anything”. And a bunch of guys with guns ruin the party for everyone when they hunt Macy the kangaroo aka the Enfield Monster.

Idaho takes us on a wild ride this week…the Christ Church cult is a perfect example of what happens when a horrible man runs rampant in a small town. Then the unhingedness continues as Liz spends most of her segment explaining the appearance of a Pokemon-esque cryptid.

You may need a therapist after you hear about this week's cult, but make sure yours has a license unlike Michel Gomez, the leader of Buddhafield. Liz’s cryptid can be described in 3 words: shrimp, stonework, and 6 inches.

Click it or ticket friends because we are traveling to Georgia by way of Egypt! Megan’s cult has an identity crisis but you may know them as the Nuwaubian Nation of Moores. Liz thoroughly confuses Meg with this week’s cryptid, the Altamaha-ha, which can range from 10-70 feet in length. Though we all know men like to exaggerate length, so who knows which is right.

This week we travel to good ole Flo-rida. Meg takes us on a journey to the inside of the Earth with the least culty cult we have covered so far, the Koreshan Unity. And prepare your nostrils cause this week’s cryptid is stinky! Liz and our new bestie Dave give us the run down of all things Skunk Ape.