Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Note: Zelda talk starts approx. 22 mins into the episode After a short conversation discussing the challenges of moving and becoming a home owner they guys discover just how different (and in HARD) the Dark World is Links classic Super Nintendo adventure, A Link to the Past. Being turned into a bunny, repeated getting the bad touch from a giant hand, the importance of potions, discovery of what the hell is a hook-shot,is, Link just not understanding what the princess is saying, PLUS ONCE AGAIN RICH BUGGING JAKE ABOUT DARK SOULS and more await on this classic yet modern slice genius we call DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO.

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Music for this episode - Intro: Dungeons to Explore by Pokérus (OCRemix) Outro: Into the Void by Nine Inch Nails

The boys begin the latest non-Final Fantasy detour as they check up the classic Zelda: A Link to the Past. Jake expresses an unusual amount of positivist while Rich constantly threatens to take over the episode with Dark Souls talk. Lengthy conversations about our mutual Zelda histories, a short audio hiccup, a hyperactive young cat, discussions of whether or not the ice wand is useful, AND MORE await on this summers overly humid and kind of sweaty episode of that show we call DAAAAAAAMN CHOOOOCOBOOOOOO! Guest starring Loki the kitten

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Music for this episode - Intro: 'Triforce Majeure' [Hyrule Castle] by Disco Dan Outro: Jerk-Off by Tool

Rich and Jake embark on a new adventure, this time in the grandiose land of Eorzea. Join them as they re-learn how MMORPGs work, try to work as a team, fail miserably a few times, flail about because of it, debate the merits of a attempting a Final Fantasy style story in an MMO and generally just try to have fun. Will they succeed? Do they plan to continue? Just how awesome is the Schwarzenegger movie Predator really? Its not related to the show but come on, that is a great movie. ALL THAT AND MORE ON DDAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN CHOCO... "JAKE, HEALTH!!!!"

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Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy XIV Ultima Weapon Theme (Rock Remix) by Benjamin Antony James Outro: Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit

The Epic Bird Lords of Fantasy Nonsense Ranting and Ultimate Final... ness.. ride into their majestic 50th Episode. Celebration and nostalgia about as they take a lengthy look back on the last 49 episodes before turning to the last stretch of the massively under-rated Final Fantasy II. Deaths, MORE Deaths, A RETURN from the dead, hungry whales, Dragons finally living up to their name, discovery of how useful sheilds really are, the MOTHER-F-ING BLOOD SWORD, and MORE await on the latest and greatest celebration that is DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!

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Music for this episode - Intro: Castellum Infernum (Castle Pandemonium) by Brandon Strader (from the OC Remix FFII album "Rebellion) Outro: Welcome To Planet Motherf*cker/Psychoholic Slag by White Zombie

Jake and Rich ride with Firion and the rest of the FFII crew in what feels like huge steps against the empire but what in reality is a war against never end Hill Gigas. A wildly convoluted quest to get fire, a surprise chocobo forest, 4th party members witching out every time someone blinks, and a dangerously flirtatious snake await on the next tastfully aged with notes of fruit, and a dry mouth feel, full bodied episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!!

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Music for this episode - Intro: Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor Outro: YOLO by the Lonely Island

NOTE: Twitch recording/talking over gamplay ends around 1'44"

Rich and Jake ring in the holidays with a return of last years Christmas Special "Lets Play and Old Nintendo Game and Get Our Butts Kicked Repeatedly." Listen as the boys roll into "Punch Out" full of pride and confidence and hear as the confidence crumbles into a series of expletives. Curses abound as Little Mac gets his face pounded by a series of ever increasing weirdos. But is this truly the end of our heroes? Or do they find the strength within them and use the Eye of the Tiger to see their opponents weaknesses? And finally, can they resist talking about Star Wars long enough to even finish the episode? Find out on this exciting Holiday and STAR WARS tinged episode of DAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!

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Music for this episode - Intro: Punch-Out!! - Fight Theme (Power Metal Arrangement) by GamerShredding Outro: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

After an extended love fest for Creed (the movie not the band), Spectre, and Jessica Jones our boys take a trip down old school lane and drive into the rarely talked about Final Fantasy II. Discussions of a surprisingly awesome leveling system, frogged out alternate portraits, an incredibly pushy and manipulative Queen (or princess or whatever she is), being used by said Queen, fed up bartenders, and numerous dungeon fails on Jake's part await on the latest trip down nostalgia lane we call Daaaaaaaamn Chocoboooooooooooo! Also, did you know that the disk version of FFII on Final Fantasy Origins for PSOne has some serious glitching issues when ran on PS3? We didn't either! Surprise!!!!

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Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy II ReMix - Rebellion by Brandon Strader-Chernabogue-DetectiveTuesday Outro: Fat by Lindenmann

The heavens sing and hearts are broken as Yuna's Spira Squad (accompanied by Rich and Jake) FINALLY reach the end of their epic journey from Final Fantasy X.Thanking the gods for no encounter, celestial weapons quests being cool yet also impossible, Square-Enix ruining mini-games for the franchise, and a surprising difficulty spike leading to being repeatedly curb stomped by a ferocious final boss await on the next monster of an episode in the epic the history books will only remember as DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Music for this episode - Intro: Final Fantasy X Ending Theme - To Zanarkand- piano cover by Daniel T (youtube) Outro: Save Me a Spark by Sleeping With Sirens

Jake and Rich find themselves taking a serious ass beating while helping Yuna and crew on her quest to rid the world of sin. In addition to learning her (as in our) quest was basically a lie, we also get our asses kicked by Seymour, get smacked up by the Spectral Keeper, only then to earn the right to get curb stomped by Yunalesca. Jake's rage, the truth about killing Sin, Zanarkand's dreams, and a surprising amount of talk about Marvel Heroes 2015 await on the latest amazing adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Music for this episode - Intro: 'Time Slips Away' [At Zanarkand, Hurry!!] by DarkeSword Outro: The Heretic Anthem by Slipknot

After threatening to do it for months now Jake and Rich saddle up and shoot some not-zombies with legendary monster hunter Chris Redfield and newcomer to the series Sheva Alomar through the controversially awesome Resident Evil 5. Giant biceps of doom, Wesker being a smooth mother eff-er, tension filled moments that aren't actually threatening, Terminator movies being awesome, Jake failing to do what Rich says, Rich failing quick time events and more await on this horrifying journey into SURVIVAL HOORRRRORRRRRRR called DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Music for this episode - Intro: Resident Evil 5 - Pray (Main theme) by Taioo Surprise Mid-break: Terminator Theme - Rock Version by DRY RISE Outro: The Last Sunrise (Dusk Mix) by Aiden