Dan Dan The Art Man

Alfred Thompson can't wait to get his V.R. SuperCube game system this year for Christmas, but there's a problem. He overhears the school bully talking with his mom in the game shop and comes to a realization. He may have just found a way to never be bullied again. Please enjoy this special Christmas story, and Happy Holidays! Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan

Die To Self By Euphony Meets Cacophony In my own strength I have tried to kill you But now I know one who has paid the price for me Submerged in the water I lay you out Take you down Die to self You will not survive this I come up a new man Website: http://DanDanTheArtMan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan

An introduction of my new song, it's in a whole new genre, and then the demo song. This is a song of a mashup genre, mixing classical music with hardcore screaming vocals. Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan

Happy holdiay wishes, why part II of the short story hasn't dropped in the feed, and what all I'm working on. Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan

Jerry has problems. A few years ago his pregnant mother died. His Dad has reduced himself to a drunk. Dad gets violent when he drinks, which is all the time. Jerry decides to run away, but ends up destroying another family by taking all of his anger towards his dad out on a stranger. Thanks to Odin1eye over at http://www.viewfromvalhalla.com/ for the intro. Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan Promos Dead Robots Society & MWS Media LLC Present "Explorers" http://deadrobotssociety.com/anthology/ Matthew Wayne Selznick's Hazy Days and Cloudy Nights http://www.mattselznick.com/writing/fiction/hazy-days-and-cloudy-nights/ Attributions Thanks to Wes Kinsler for his use of the truck image from his website over at http://www.wkinsler.com/ Sound effects used come from http://www.freesound.org/ Music used Dying To Live (Dan's old band)

Henry Jr. and his family are excited about their newborn kittens, but after Mama had made sure they were doing well - Henry Jr. goes to the barn to see them, but after counting them finds that thereâs an extra one. He tells his mama, and they run back to discover there is indeed another cat she had not seen come out of the mother cat. As the weeks go on they notice this last kitten is very different from the others. Find out why by listening in to this episode! Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan Promos: John Mierau http://johnmierau.com/ P.C. Harring http://www.cybrosisnovel.com/ Sound Effects used from: http://www.freesound.org/ Music used "Pista 11" from: http://archive.org/

Podcast short story written and read by Dan Absalonson inspired by a bit strip web comic by @Trreed (as he's known on Twitter). Little Willie's mother passed away and now his dad has remarried. Now Willie has a sister a bit older than him. He hates her. Find out why and what he does about it by listening to this story. Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan   Bitstrip by Thomas Reed or Trreed: http://bitstrips.com/user/1222/read.php?comic_id=679412&sc=1 http://thomasjreed.blogspot.com/ www.twitter.com/trreed   Promos: Pirate Jack by Alessandro Cima http://www.podiobooks.com/title/pirate-jack Dead Mech by Jake Bible http://feeds.feedburner.com/DeadMech http://jakebible.com/ Attributions: Jelly Roll Morton - Creepy Feeling http://www.archive.org/details/JellyRollMorton-CreepyFeeling Images used to create story graphic: http://www.veggiegardeningtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/green-tomato-blight-soup.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Paris_Green.JPG

A brief update from Dan's driod R2D3PO and the full version of a song by Dan's old band Dying To Live. Trreed's Bitstrip webcomic: http://www.bitstrips.com/series/127948/read.php?comic_id=679412&subsection=0 Lyrics to "Redemption" by Dying To Live written by Dan Absalonson: Who am I that you should care for me But you do. You say you love me as you love your son and I except that love There's no way I could live up to deserving what you've given me but your blood was spilt so that I may be seen as holy in the Father's eyes Undeserving death you laid your life down to save mine and so I die to sin but I'm alive in you Promo: The Adventures of Indiana Jim http://podcast.indianajim.net/

Jeff Klots has a problem. Every time he comes home from school, he gets dive bombed by an evil crow on the way into his parent's house. He decides to do something about it. All he needs, is a weapon that will do the job. Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan Promos played at the end are for these fine authors: Justing Macumber | Dead Robots Society http://www.justinmacumber.com/ http://deadrobotssociety.com/ Paulette Jaxton | The Empress Sword http://paulettejaxton.com/ http://empresssword.com/ Matthew Wayne Selznick | Brave Men Run http://www.mattselznick.com/ http://www.podiobooks.com/title/brave-men-run/ Also, I mentioned Michell Plested | Get Published & Galaxy Billies http://www.michellplested.com/ http://www.michellplested.com/category/getpublished/ http://www.michellplested.com/category/galaxybillies/ And, Scott Sigler: New York Times Best Selling Author & Podcaster http://www.scottsigler.com/ Attributions: Music Used: Dying To Live (My Old Band) Sound Effects provided by The Free Sound Project here: http://www.freesound.org/

Hey guys, my service droid R2D3PO is always making fun of those little phones called droids, saying that they wish they were as cool as him. He thinks the commercials are ridiculous. I never tell him I think they look pretty cool. However I did tell him how weird it is to hear droid phones ringing all the time at work, because the ringtone is a robotronic voice saying "DROID!" I told him it reminds me of him, he didn't take to kindly to that. So I thought it would be funny to set the ringtone on my Blackberry to say "BLACKBERRY!" in a robotic voice just like the droid phones, as a spoof on Droid phones for those who have a Blackberry, and for R2D3PO. I asked him to make the ringtone for me, and this is what he spit out. Feel free to download it and add it as your Blackberry's ringtone, should be a good laugh around the office when people hear your phone go off. My Website: http://writingsofdan.blogspot.com/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/DanDanTheArtMan