Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes

Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes episodes

April 17, 2023 Ep89: Observations Made while Squinting
I stand by what I say like strangers on a subway.
7 min
April 11, 2023 Soliloquist For Hire
Opinions expressed are my own, though I do not value them.
3 min
March 31, 2023 The World is a Construct of Meaningless Variables
A triumphant return to the classic DNw5M formula!
7 min
March 29, 2023 Episode 86: A Plethora of Collsages
Welcome to my art studio!
3 min
March 21, 2023 I'm Looking For Something
This is me talking to you in a manner of speaking.
4 min
March 15, 2023 A Trip to Aldi
I am not a professional stunt driver and this was not a stun.
3 min
March 10, 2023 Dan Nielsen with 5 FIVES: Life Inside an Abandoned Firestone.
Portrait of an alter-egomaniac!
3 min
March 09, 2023 Moe & Joe: Chapter 7: If Music is Annoying, Listen More Closely
A Dixie Cup is ice-cream you eat with a stick.
6 min
February 26, 2023 The Moe & Joe Show: Chapter 6: The Dead Have a Head Start
Moe twirls a rosary around his finger like a Salvador Dali hula hoop.
6 min
February 18, 2023 Jesus the Original Mind-Altering Edible
A Georgia Bellas film staring a duck!
3 min

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Purposefully Misunderstanding the Obvious