Dan Royer The Quantum Comedian "Lifestyles Of The Bumble hit"

Dan Royer The Quantum Comedian "Lifestyles Of The Bumble hit"

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Dan Royer The Quantum Comedian "Lifestyles Of The Bumble hit" episodes

  • Chopping Ballsacks and Rewriting The Patriot Act
    The organization of Quantum castration, the difference between the original Quantum computer and the American Quantum.
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    5 min
  • Bernie Sanders The Republican Murdering Machine
    Why we need to assassinate President Donald Trump successfully and cerebrally, The future of. Democracy and the actuality of logic
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    17 min
  • Chop All Of The Politicians Dicks Off And Send Them To Mars
    Assassinate Donald Trump with Butter Knife, Fail get 1 week in jail, Politicians get there dicks cut off and are sent to colonize on Mars in multi dimensional theory on a non linear time scale and come back to visit bringing new Macintosh computers
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    6 min
  • Quantum Entanglement Is A Bullshit Theory
    Quantum Entanglement was a beautiful naturally occurring synchronicity that occurred from the original Quantum computer which is in another dimension. However after humans observed it and gave this anomalie the name "Quantum Entanglement" they ruined the natural beautiful occurrence with a flawed and biased theory to separate this beautiful natural occurrence and push them as far as possible away from each other. Also I believe it may have been automated to include so much much "Doppleganging" that it feels like you are being gang raped to the point you don't even want to masterbate
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    3 min
  • Blow Up Echelon 2025
    The anatomy of 9/11, a blue false flag on the Echelon Computing system because the punchline in America is Our Natural Human Rights
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    10 min
  • The Patriot Act Is More Like A Terrorist Act
    How my Wife proposed to me and how the American's people's Natural Human Rights have become a joke to the Government and how we can sue the Corporation American Cybernetic in a Class Action Lawsuit for a direct violation of our Natural Human Rights.
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    21 min

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Hi I am a Comedian who got bumble hit one day for literally no reason and realized via a Quantum Computer Conspiracy that we as a people can sue the Corporation American Cybernetic in a Class Action…