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Imagine yourself trapped in Hell for 50% longer than you'd think, and you're pretty close to this weeks episode. Catch up with the saga of Umopuun and listen to harsh mouth noises.

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Join us for a very special episode of Dance Shark, performed for a live audience at our house! We're drunker than usual and far less coordinated!

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This week the boys go deep into fake soda and all the ways it can land you in time jail. Trust us, it'll make sense when you hear it.

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Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Surf Shimmy" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4

Does Batman have a leather fetish? Does Duane have a bubble wrap fetish? Did our high school movies have a suck fetish?

Yes. Now you know. No need to listen to the episode.

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We get into our own personal archetypes and revisit the terrible accidents that scarred us. And also how Hot Wheels enables child abuse.

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This week our deepest fears come to the surface in a knock-down drag-out thunderdome of sadness and fear. Be thankful you aren't us, as we desperately try to be anyone else.

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The big One-Oh! Ten weeks of putting up with our shit, and here's what we have to show for it!

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High school was a dark time for all of us, and like revisiting your old MySpace page we travel this week into all things that remind us of how shitty we were (and clearly still are.)

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Music from filmmusic.io
"Unlight" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Oh man, we done did it this time. Harsh truths learned from years of being sad with cats. Come get some down home wisdom with your boys this week!

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