By adulthood, people start believing the real thing must also be cute.

Then reality enters the chat.

That's exactly how socialism gets sold.

"It's about fairness."

"It's about compassion."

"It's about everybody sharing."

Right...

Until the government eats everything in your refrigerator and starts charging you rent to use your own stove.

Leftism always arrives wearing fuzzy slippers.

It leaves wearing combat boots.

That's why I always laugh when people say, "Well... it sounds nice."

So does petting a bison.

Until you discover frequent-flyer miles aren't supposed to be earned by your body.

Speaking of Leftists discovering reality...

There's a congressman named Shri Thanedar who's apparently getting thrown overboard by his own party.

Now think about how hard that is.

The man filed seven articles of impeachment against Donald Trump.

Seven.

At that point you're not trying to impeach him.

You're trying to collect the whole set.

And despite all that...

Democrats still say he isn't left enough.

His platform actually included government transparency.

Transparency?

Did he accidentally campaign as a Republican?

That's like walking into a mafia meeting and saying, "I'd like to discuss better accounting."

No wonder they're replacing him.

He only wanted a fifteen-dollar minimum wage.

Democrats are probably saying, "Fifteen? Grandpa... catch up."

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