Let’s not mince words: CBS didn’t cancel The Late Show because of "financial challenges." They canceled it because Stephen Colbert took a sledgehammer to the franchise’s legacy and turned it into a nightly MSNBC focus group. The network’s press release is a masterclass in corporate cowardice:

"This is purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night... It is not related in any way to the show's performance, content or other matters happening at Paramount."

Translation: "The Titanic’s sinking had nothing to do with the iceberg—it was a purely nautical decision."

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Another glorious week for the good guys—conservatives are on a winning streak so hot, Greta Thunberg might demand we turn the thermostat down.

Meanwhile, Democrats are crapping their pants with no fresh pair of underwear in sight—because the Department of Diversity Laundry Services was defunded, and worse, Hegseth has removed the gender-neutral tampon machines in the Pentagon.

Let’s run down the scoreboard:

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Let’s start with a universal truth: Leftism is the only ideology where you can openly fantasize about punching Nazis (read: anyone right of Karl Marx) while simultaneously clutching your pearls if someone dares to disagree with you. It’s a magical realm where hypocrisy isn’t just tolerated—it’s celebrated.

Take my recent conversation with a conservative friend who, like many, has adopted the “live and let live” approach to his Leftist acquaintances. His reasoning? “She’s not that bad.” Ah, yes. The classic conservative cop-out. She only wants to dismantle the nuclear family, not the entire Western legal system. She only supports Antifa when they’re firebombing federal buildings, not when they’re (allegedly) firebombing your federal building.

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Are the Democrats on the good side of any issue in America these days? It’s difficult for me to understand their logic. I come to the conclusion that they simply hate this country, and this is a LEARNED condition.

They don’t live anything they espouse. They hate capitalism but crave it and use it more than any citizen. They want to be left to “be themselves”, yet they force their ideologies on everybody around them.

They condone crime, but protect themselves from it, they claim to want to save the “democracy” as they continually do things to destroy it.

You don’t need to get a genius to see the destruction they’ve caused in whatever they claim to want to support. They build bridges to nowhere, trains to nowhere, waste money on the most nonsensical things you can imagine, and they still want to be in charge.

Have you ever seen a bigger group of babies and finger-pointers than Democrats. Case in point, the floods in Texas.

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Racism, sexism, homophobia, and so on. All are being addressed by President Trump. No tokenism either. Do the job or else. The president has charted a new and better course for America and it's not the job of MAGA to whip RINOs and other Leftists in shape for the restored America.

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Donald Trump keeps the Left plotting and planning, and to their own detriment. Normally, weak as they are, Democrats can be fearsome creatures en masse. When we didn’t have a real warrior in office, the Democrats could plot and win. Now they plot, and it’s like watching Wile E Coyote going after the roadrunner.

The anvil falls on their heads every time.

So many anvils have fallen on the Left with many more to come. Here is John Solomon expressing what’s coming next. 

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If that’s not bad enough, President Trump cut the majority of funding for Democrats. I read that 83% of USAID programs have been eliminated. So ActBlue not only has no funding, but under the new scrutiny, the little funding they have will be monitored like an enemy combatant in GITMO.

Next, what happens when Trump keeps getting good news. While all the naysayers contend that tariffs will raise the price of everything, we get the latest news that the Producer Price Index was ZERO. Sadly for Democrats, that means there was NO inflation in June. All the numbers were better than forecasted.

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These people will get no rest over the next 4 years. I can only imagine being them if I recall the horror of waking up to Obama and Biden presidencies.

But Democrats in their woke wacky minds must be going even more bananas, as they wake up to a world of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Let’s start with the obvious: Donald Trump currently has the Democratic Party in a chokehold so tight, it makes a UFC fighter look like a timid masseuse. And the Left’s coping strategy? A mix of wishful thinking and performative outrage—like a trombone player at a silent retreat, desperately tooting into the void.

Now, Democrats are salivating over the possibility that the Epstein saga might fracture Trump’s base. Oh, how cute. They’re clinging to this like it’s the last life raft on the Titanic—ignoring the fact that their own captain (hi, Bill Clinton) is already underwater on that one. The irony is thicker than the classified files in Biden’s garage. But mark my words: This "scandal" will vanish faster than Hunter Biden’s art buyers.

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We expect too much from Leftists. They make the dumbest of decisions as we have witnessed. But where should the blame go?

Some goes to them for sure. Because a 50-year old should have the common sense not to marry an 18-year old stripper.

But some people just didn't get taught how to think. Thus they lack common sense. We also call this critical thinking. Both of those come from maturing, and we all know that Leftists rarely mature.

There is much my parents didn't teach me, because they can't teach everything. So some lessons came the hard way. Don't we all learn the hard way at some point in life? Sure, some learn more and harder lessons that others, but strife is a good teacher. What lessons have people learned the hard way in history? 

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I told you guys that I’m trying to get in better health, as I don’t like going to doctors and so on. Up to a certain age you may be able to get away with that, but there comes a time when all those medical commercials fit what you’re going through.

Let’s get one thing straight: I don’t avoid doctors out of fear. I avoid them out of principle. Why pay someone to tell you what you already know? “Sir, your cholesterol is made of bacon and regret.” Thanks, Einstein.

But age, that relentless sneak thief, has a way of making those late-night pharmaceutical ads sound less like dystopian fiction and more like a personal biography. “Do you experience… being alive? You may be at risk for… mortality.” Terrifying.

So, when my wife Melissa—who may or may not have ulterior motives involving life insurance—dragged me to get my heart checked, I went. Not because I’m responsible, but because I’d run out of excuses. (“I’m busy” doesn’t fly when she catches you watching Dead Like Me and reruns of old golf classics… between naps.)

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