Welcome to friend of the show Paige aka Versace aka Chach! Linee and Sami recorded this episode way back in September with great friend and very silly girl Chach. For those of you from Cincinnati we talk about some of the things you could only get away with in Clifton and everyone gives their escape plan for if they shit their pants at a house party.

Chach's List: TJ Maxx, Chaise Lounge, Ugly Clothes, Patriotic Pussy, Feeling Left Out, Bear's Weird Paw, Mommy Issues, Women's Studies, Shit Your Pants Plan, and Having a Brother with a Comedians Brain.

Thank you to the lovely Natalie Rowland, for the theme song. Check out her Youtube channel for more great content https://www.youtube.com/user/natmiabff 

In Response to request from friend of the show, Mark, Linee and Sami rank lizards and despite proclaiming that they didn't want to do research they both did and fell in love with Komodo Dragons. Also in this episode Linee and Sami finally come to terms with the Death of Harambe r.i.p.

Lizards to Be Ranked: Iguanas, Jurassic Park Dinosaurs, Liz from Magic School Bus, Geico Gecko, Dragons from DragonTales, Godzilla, Yellow-Spotted Lizards from Holes, Great Dragon from Mulan, Komodo Dragons, and Gliding Lizards.

As Always thank you to the lovely Natalie Rowland, for the theme song. Check out her Youtube Channel for more lovely lovely songs https://www.youtube.com/user/natmiabff 

In unrelated news Vinny don't think we didnt see you boxing a dildo on your story, we WILL be talking about whenever you come on the show.

Friend of the Podcast Madelyn is on her debut episode! Linee, Sami and Madelyn get going right away ranking the shortest and most gullible member of the Pebble Pack and discover that they have all been huge fucking nerds all along.

Madelyns List: A Man Calling "dibs on the dyke", Being One Madelyn Tall, The Pebble Pack, Getting Tricked into taking a Shot of Everclear, Matching Tattoos, Believing that Sami has Epilepsy, A Tattoo Jar, Studying Abroad, Being Early for Everything, and Being a Fucking Nerd

Thank you to the creator of our wonderful theme song Natalie Rowland. Check out her Youtube Channel for more lovely lovely songs https://www.youtube.com/user/natmiabff 

Welcome to 2021! Dank Ranks finally got a theme song!! Shout out to the very talented Natalie Rowland for letting Dank Ranks use their song. Check out her Youtube Channel for more lovely lovely songs https://www.youtube.com/user/natmiabff To kick off the New Year we have the episode recorded back in July with Aubree. Aubree, Linee and Sami rank Aubree's list, tell each other secrets, and more than usual say some pretty head ass stuff. It's a fun one!

Aubree's List Unranked: Ripping Open Your Asshole, Jewish Men, Bloodlust, Being an Unrealized Sporty Lesbian, Asking for Secrets, Catholic Guilt, Suprise Miscarriages, Los Angeles, French Heat Exhaustion, Mamma Mia (the movie musical).

This year your favorite hosts have promised to release one podcast a month and this time they are sure Madelyn will hold them to it. Could you please, please, please give us a rate?????????? 

Audio clip from youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgDBdwTPSr4 funny poem honestly check it out

In this episode your two favs are back again and ranking all of the terrible terrible people that make up the characters in the new lesbian christmas movie Happiest Season. Check it out on Hulu if you haven't yet, or just listen to Linee and Sami spoil every plot point and get wildly distracted on the way. Sami's audio is shit for parts but don't let that stop you. 

The 16 ranked characters this time are: Abby, The mom (Tipper), Jane, The dad, John (Dan Levy), Connor, White High School Friend, Black High School Friend, Riley, Levi the assistant, Harry Levin, Carolyn, Evil kids, Sloane, Sloane's Husband, and Ms. Bayangs herself Harper.

Don't worry if you don't remember the characters names neither did Sami and Linee.

Up next the crew ranks Linee's little sister Nina! Nina once had a picture of hers go viral on pinterest, and really that's all you need to know about her. If this episode gets enough feedback I am sure we could get nina to let us release the juicy story she told! 

Nina's List:

Henry, Coal (crazy that black dog's name is coal not cole), Jethro, The Prada bag, The Office, Thanksgiving in June, Being bougie, Doing your boyfriend's hair everyday, Facetiming in public, The Pimp-mobile

On this episode your sexy sexy hosts have a sick convo with the only white man they both like (don't worry he's Italian), KREEK!! They start out a bit more serious talking about neurodiversity. Its quite interesting and they still bring the laughs!

Kreeks List:

phone holsters, getting tatted, restoration, New York City, nature, Madelyn lengthed things, another man complimenting your package, welding, being a ginger and naked old men in the ymca locker room.

 Be nice or we will dox you.

In their pilot episode Linee and Sami rank each other so the audience can get to know their lovely hosts.

Linee’s List: boba, being told she's a siren, attending Walnut Hills High School, getting locked out of her apartment, living with our dear friend Potato, white men, Breakfast of Depressed Champions- dino nuggs and cucumber, doodling, skipping graduation, and being a lax bro

Sami's List: The Karate Kid, not speaking English when drunk, thrifting, normal sized dogs, getting so high you have to sleep with oven mitts, Enneagram, law school, tattooing herself, architecture, and the elixir of gods- PBR.

Another day manifesting our eventual PBR sponsorship