Welcome back friends! Today, we are going to introduce a new segment, one that we are sure will become a fan favorite! It is time to introduce the world to the wonder of Chrisisms!

Welcome back! On today's episode, we try to find meaning in life, be it through religion, politics, or transsexual proctologist with magic fingers!

In this episode, we will be diving in to some dark, and, quite frankly, depressing topics. But all dressed up in the same ol' dank and slimey humor that you are no doubt coming to love!

The Dank Slimey Podcast kicks off its first episode with a BANG that'll rock your socks off! We've got so many wonderful things to discuss: Our unorthodox upbringings, how many houses have to be around for woods to lose their identity, and the highs and lows (mostly lows) of aging. Enjoy!