Panic-buying all the alcohol! Accidental firearm discharge on livestream! Weaponized lawn sprinklers! Spontaneous pig excrement combustion! This week's episode of Darc Side News has it all!

COVID-19, the disease caused by a new coronavirus, has spread to the US and is the source of ruckus on this week's edition of DSN! Also: BONUS Florida Woman story!

DSN! "Mad" Mike Hughes, flat earth enthusiast, dies in homemade rocket accident; more Trump garbage; and more!!!

Coronavirus? Impeachment implosion? Trump and NASCAR? The boys are back on their BS this week as DSN makes its triumphant return!

Ladies and gentlemen, the DARCADEMY AWARDS! The world's most prestigious and respected movie awards show of the season awaits; settle in, and bask in the majesty of the first Doscars!

This week brings the unveiling of the 2019 nominees for the 1st annual Darcademy Award show!

Research for the "Best Nic Cage Movie" category of the upcoming Darcside movie awards show is underway! The boys plus Anthony do a Darcside viewing of 2019's "A Score To Settle." SPOILER: there's at least a 7 point gap to SETTLE between OUR SCORES.

The categories for the Darcside's competing film awards show are decided on this week's episode!

This week the boys dive into "The Lighthouse" and share their post-viewing thoughts on this fishy mind-bender from Robert Eggers!

Visualize: Matt and Dave. At the movies. Watching CATS. It's about to get weird.