Dark Asylum

 The full Asylum is on tap this week to blow your ear holes into oblivion!!! Subjects include.... Zack gets pricked, dirty scary hotels and which ones the Asylum would stay in, the power...the passion... the dedication to the craft of acting that is Nicholas Cage, a new Saw movie on the way along with the returning Venom, did the 9 foot vampire lady of "Resident Evil The Village" live up to the hype, new comics from Marvel as the new multi title crossover event of "The King in Black" comes to an end, Big Vicious shockingly becomes disrespectful to people at work, Zack no longer has to work, Darkness could never work in the ring, the (sort of) review of the CBBC title "The Crow", it's horrid film sequels, Marvel unleashes a truckload of film release dates as BREEEEEE Larson gets the shaft, "He who shall not be named" question of the week, The Boys vs Invincible and much much more!!!!!

  This week the Asylum dekimates, annihilates, deadly alines and konquers the new Mortal Kombat movie. Along with... the genius that is Will Ferrell, new "The Last of Us" info, the best and worst video game to film adaptations, how was the finale of "Falkon and the Winter Solider"?, the KBBK review of "Tag", Zakk gets the issue of Batman where the bitkh slap of Robin originated, Big V makes it to the show an hour late after a testikular trauma, Darkness' wife thinks Radien was in "Big Trouble in Little Khina", Wrestling parodies, Sign Guy questions and mukh mukh more!!!

 Darkness and Big Vicious are together at Dark Manor II this week while Zack is alone in his "recording booth" next to his wife's shoes. Topics include... Travel horror stories, a review for the film "Nobody", having comic book heroes pass off the mantle, Big Vicious almost gets the boot, the review of the 2nd to last episode of "Falcon and the Winter Soilder", How we would have made...or not made "Solo: a Star Wars Story" better, Zack shares his wrestling in an empty arena story *spoiler* he screamed "MY EYE" 100% less, The new Resident Evil 9ft female vampire protagonist getting all the attention, Darkness reports on the status of Las Vegas, the CBBC review for "Transformers vs Terminator", guilty pleasure Television, Fuck Uber, getting suckered into watching Twilight and much more!!! 

 The full asylum assaults your eardrums this week with such enlightening topics as... Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale, the best Bond, a new video game called "Ghosts" that you can only play at 10pm and penalizes you for rage quit, cloning wrestlers from DNA left on the wrestling mat, golf tips with OJ Simpson, the CBBC selection of the week "Superman VS Aliens, Falcon and Winter Solider review, upcoming movies we don't want to see, Zack makes drinks based on wrestlers, Darkness explains how Final Destination was a documentary and Big Vicious hates on shitbags and shitbag sympathizers. 

A full Asylum this week as Big Vicious returns! Topics include... Pa Freakshine gumming his food, hear wrestlers explain "Kong vs Godzilla" in wrestling terms, Zack's new microphone gives an impromptu ASMR session, CBBC review of "Something is Killing the Children", a review of "Falcon and the Winter Soilder" along with the stunning inclusion of Battlestar to the MCU, Dragon Ball gets canceled, the future of "Black Widow" has changed again, "Invincible" on Amazon Prime, Cyberpunk set to release 302 different DLC packs, a personal history of April Fools Day aka want to know how Darkness' sister get these scars, Sign Guy's question of the week and much more!

 No Big Vicious this week due to technical issues so the sultry sounds of Wonderfully Dark are here to ease the anxieties of your week. Topics include: The Snyder Cut, the Disney ponze scheme for releasing Black Widow, WWE Fastlane - a 3 hour show for a 5 minute segment, Gollum's penis, the CBBC review for "Vampire State Building", James Bond as Doctor Fate, Zack and Darkness discuss returning to the squared circle after a year long hiatus, a Sign Guy question and much more.

This week has the Asylum split into two sections as Big Vicious and Zack have alternating scheduling conflicts. Unfortunately you have Darkness for the whole show. This weeks topics include... The Snider cut has finally dropped, but only Big V was insane enough to watch it at midnight and try to carry on a regular day, Gay Captain America, the similarities between wrestling and theater, how "Resident Alien" has rekindled our love affair with Alan Tudyk, the cancellation of Batwoman, St. Patrick's Day, a deep dive on the Arrowverse with Big V, the popular "How GOD smites Darkness" segment returns, Zack ranks the Final Fantasy games, why not getting stabbed by fans is good for business, high hopes for "Falcon and the Winter Solider" the CBBC review of "Batman/Shadow" and much much more.

This week's sultry tones from they Asylum include the subjects of....Are Aliens fuckable and why is someone at NASA paid to figure it out?, the heroic journey of Coke Bear, the tag team gateway drugs to morbid obesity known as Ice Cream and Dounuts, Lord Alfred Hayes' rod vs. Hot Rod Roddy Piper, the series finale of Wandavision, Big Ed and reality TV, AEW's barbwire dud match, CBBC review of "Ringside Vol 1", Back to school days, Darkness name drops like a motherfucker, Robert Battinson makes kittens with Catwoman on the hood of the Batmobile and so so much more!!!!