Dark Asylum

This week the Asylum grants a birthday wish to a needy child as Big Vicious' son Little Vicious joins us on the show. Topics this week include.... the Asylum defeats the Ripper while dodging human feces and needles on the streets of Portland, the season finale of Loki, the Steam Deck console is worse than an upper decker, Zack and the smelly girl, this week's VS pits Beetlejuice against Loki, the conclusion of Netflix original horror movie trilogy "Fear Street", leaked set pics of Michael Keaton's Batman are magically disappeared off the internet like saying Beetlejuice three times, the CBBC review of "Revival", the genius of Nic Cage fighting demented Muppets, Zack & Darkness are budget Jay and Silent Bob, will Tim Burton ever do a sequel to Beetlejuic.....

This week in the Asylum the guys go deep....into their review of Black Widow as well as wrestling sex tapes featuring Sunny, the many prosthetics of Ron Pearlman, the CBBR for "Strange Academy", housekeepers get everything you leave behind....everything, Judge Dredd VS Robocop, the review for Loki episode 5, a lost episode of WWE Hidden Treasures with Paul Orndourff's HOF plaque, Ubisoft and the bad touch and much more!

  This week the Asylum tackles hard hitting subjects such as.... Birthday cake flavored anything, the farewell show for Conan O'Brien, Verne Gagne's booking matches in the old folks home except he's the only one that knows, a Predator VS John Rambo, Zack hates on Voodoo Dognuts, Big Vicious is incensed by time travel, Darkness spends a week with Mormons and becomes a furry, the CBBR for "Taskmaster", the evolution of Robocop, best serial killer names and much much more!

The Asylum is in full force this week as the guys dive deep into such subjects as... Ric Flair's extensive collection of bath wear, the disturbing lack of video game news even after what was once one of the biggest video game conventions, Zack is disturbed by horses/ear licking and superheroes, the CBBC review of the most epic crossover events in Marvel history "The Infinity Gauntlet", is Darkness a father, fighting celebrities but only if they are 31 years older than you, the review of the latest episode of "Loki", this weeks VS pits the Addams Family against the Munsters, Scott Bakula is a vampire that has been playing the same character for over 30 years and  much more!!!

  This week the Asylum in in full force as they discuss... The new He-man less He-Man show, Thor has been missing leg day, the CBBR for "Sweetooth", the assholeness that was the Dynamite Kid, the Asylum pays tribute to a fallen brother, the epic VS battle of the week Marlon Brando vs Orson Wells in a 7/11 parking lot, Big V slowly drinks himself into a stupor, Darkness is racist again when the casting for the new Resident Evil Netflix show is revealed, Zack gushes when E3 reveals the George R. R. R. R. Martin video game "Elden Ring" has a release date announced, other non E3 news, the guys review the first episode of "Loki" and much much more!  

The Asylum is together in full force this week with a new host added to the team listen as the inmates discuss... CBBC review of "Papergirls", middle age men gotta catch em all, China's strict safety and security countermeasures, Grizzly Adams is an asshole, Traces of Death educates us with surgical procedures, Cyberpunk may be headed for the discount bins around the world as rumors of abandonment surface, Dark Side of the Ring Warrior episode VS A&E's Warrior Biography, Jupiter's Legacy's Netflix adaptation is so bad it's canceled to be reworked, you can do Magic, Wall-E Vs Johnny 5, Tolkien is all about that sex and violence, and much more!!!!

  This week's episode has 2.5 members of the Asylum in the house as Big V fights with the internet while literally cooking himself alive in a car in over 100 degree weather all for your listening pleasure. This weeks topics.... No Tom Cruise you can't play Sean Connery, the firings of more WWE talent and who could end up where, Big V gives his movie review of "Spiral" now that the local theater has re-opened, who would win in a fight Snake Pliskin VS Nick Fury, new video game reviews from Zack now with 83% less "Good Girl" audio clips, the CBBC review of Jupiter's Legacy (Circle), more John Cena VS China fallout, companies pandering to the masses but only where profitable and much much more!!! 

 The entire Asylum is out of their padded cells this week as they delve into such deep and thought provoking subjects as... Las Vegas and zombies two great things that go well together?, blink twice if you are being held against your will John Cena, Thanos wasn't a big enough threat for The Eternals to get off their asses for, the CBBC review of "Dark Knights - Metal", Good Girl, who would win: Homelander vs Omniman, a review of "Collision in Korea" from Dark Side of the Ring and the details they omitted, shooting up Nakatomi Plaza, M.O.D.O.K is a shaky piece of crap, Spider-Man's next movie villain "Quicksilver Kraken" and much more!

  The Asylum gathers this week to discuss the latest in nerd, geek and moron culture. Subjects include... The untimely passing of New Jack and Kentaro Miura pioneers in their respective fields, the cuntyness of Brie Larson possibly oozing it's way into a new franchise, the Asylum asks and subsequently answers the immortal question of who would win in a fight between The Punisher and John Wick, a deep discussion into wrestlers you don't know, a 2nd strike on Dark Manor as Darkness' cat may have been witness to paranormal phenomena, comic book crossovers, wrestling etiquette, the selling of Batman to Hoarders as Warner media is sold to Discovery when AT&T says peace out to their billion dollar investment, the CBBC review of "The Wicked + The Divine", Quantum Leap gets too much air time, TV shows that had decent endings vs Game of Thrones & Dexter and much more!!