Qualcomm Snapdragon gives devs “the bird” for Christmas, Amazon Gaming bans players over their own bug, and Elon Musk slap fights with Bernie Sanders on Twitter.

SpaceX punts 53 more Starlinks to their “constellation”, China gets bigly by announcing a “mega constellation”, and the international “Chip Wars” have officially begun.

Disney Regifts Disney Plus, Battlefield 2042 Rage Quits Players, and Zelda Game & Watch Costs Alotta Rupees

SpaceX docks with ISS…whether they like it or not, Skyrim is WoW for introverts, and Marvel has blessed the Fortnite feeds.

Rivian stock explodes like a Bezos rocket, SpaceX is hail marying NASA astronauts to the ISS, and Naruto run to Fortnite because the crossover is here.

GE stock breaks up with itself, Roblox stock overlords take the NYSE, and PayPal stock still exists.

AMD Makes Chips For the Artist Formerly Known as Metaverse, Jeff Bezos Backs Tesla-Wannabe Rivian IPO, and Elon Musk Claims SpaceX Is the Bigliest.

Netflix nerds are LoTR-style marathoning animated adaptation “Arcane”, Forza Horizon 5 already has 1 million players…and it’s not even out yet, and Call of Duty Vanguard has a case of the zombies and should probably get that checked out.

Metaverse steps on my strip mall turf, Disney adds a Meta Quest 2 installation at Disneyland, and people that aren’t geeks are buying MANA.

Metaverse meta games with “The Social Network” style marketing, Microsoft tries to think of another m-word for Metaverse, and Harvard Business Review plays “Netflix Roasting On An Open Fire”.