Dragon 2 SpaceX astronauts will have to poop themselves like a bad Rugrats episode, Boeing stands to become the Spectrum of space, and Amazon makes a “hail mary” pass into space.

Google Stadia pranks YouTube Premium users, Netflix has entered the game…game, and Amazon is a serial regifter.

Reuters has the tea on why Nintendo may have ghosted you Bay Area, Yahoo finally realized China already has a search engine, and Microsoft channels the spirit of Clippy and refuses to go away.

Apple rolls out “Life Alert” for Millennials, goes for Metaverse’s virtual jugular, and starts a strip mall side hustle (if they know a great idea when they hear one).

China says sorry Fortnite you’re cancelled, Nintendo ghosts the Bay Area, Roblox Users form an outage survivors support group, and your grandma’s favorite laptop maker Lenovo adds a screen on its keyboard…on purpose.

Today we talk about the Metaverse in which Mark Zuckerberg mysteriously looks like Linguine from Ratatouille, Twitter users melting down over Roblox’s Halloween Weekend outtage, and why Disney lawyers are ready to throw hands in the Metaverse.