Dark Natter

The Hall Of Pain has lain (lay?  Lied?  Layeth?)  dormant for months... its denizens have been quietly plotting their escape and subsequent world domination while Jon and Liam have been in hibernation... and things might be about to boil over with the necks entry into the sinister sanctuary!

Join us for the unlikely return of Dark Natter where the stakes are higher and Liam can't stop coffin.

(Oh yeah: we're talking about Dracula.)

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After a foray into Silent Hill in the podcast's early days, Jon and Liam return to the town with a renewed thirst to unearth its secrets... and a less knackered microphone.

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In this season finale extravaganza, Jon and Liam return to the world of classic horror literature to examine the works (and controversy) of H.P. Lovecraft.

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Bonus upload!  Jon's got another book out (he promises it's the last one for a while) so here's an audio extract, featuring the voice talents of Briohny Williams.  Give it a listen and then grab yerself a copy at https://amzn.to/2YIz3W6 if twisty, creepy dark crime thrillers are your cup of tea...

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Jon and Liam enter the town of Twin Peaks to try to figure out who killed Laura Palmer... oh no, wait, they already did that; we're visiting to see if it deserves a place in the Hall Of Pain!  And because we like damn good coffee and cherry pie...

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Liam and Jon journey to Royston Vasey to establish whether this sinister British sitcom is worthy of a place in the Hall Of Pain... but did they survive the cannibals, gun-toting lunatics, evil children and escaped zoo animals?

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Jon and Liam venture to a submerged city in the depths of the darkest ocean... but is the famed Bioshock series worthy of a place in the Hall Of Pain, or is it looking a little rusty?

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In today's episode Liam and Jon are subjecting the soulless husks they call bodies to the Voigt-Kampff test - find out which one is a replicant as they talk cyberpunk and dissect the Blade Runner movies!

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Join Liam and Jon as they examine this deeply disturbing 'children's' movie from the 80s, and find out how a talking chicken and the severed head of a moose helped Dorothy to survive a slightly less well-known visit to the kingdom of Oz...

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A bonus upload this week!  Jon's new cyberpunk thriller, London 2039: Auxiliary, is released on 1st May 2020, so here's a short extract from the novel read by the sinister storysmith himself... is there an untapped market for dystopian science fiction read in a Wigan accent?  YOU DECIDE...

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