Dark Ride

Be sure to be nice this year because the Elf on the Shelf is watching and St. Nicholas can't save you now. Buckle up and make sure the lap bar is fully locked as we venture into the winter traditions and tales of Santa and his dark counterpart Krampus. 

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week join Kiera and Sam as they look at 5 festive houses from pop culture. Learn more about the houses from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, A Christmas Story, A Charlie Brown Christmas, National Lampoons Family Vacation, and Home Alone. Take a nose dive with us as we rate the homes in Dark Ride style and see how they measure up this holiday season.


For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.) 

This week join Kiera and Sam as they look at 5 spooky houses from pop culture. Learn more about the houses from Rocky Horror Picture Show, American Horror Story (Coven), Lizzie Borden Took an Axe, Halloween, and Beetlejuice. Take a nose dive with us as we rate the homes in Dark Ride style and see how they measure up in their spooky factor.

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.) 

With Kiera's birthday next week, we are starting to celebrate with two of our top favorite things; judging others and talking about Disney. This week we judge 6 Disney Villains based on 10 categories. Join us to see who will come out on top!

Judging criteria:
1. How good is their outfit
2. How quotable are they/ best catchphrase
3. Hand to hand combat abilities
4. Henchman abilities
5. Obvious childhood problems/ villain backstory
6. How good is their song
7. How good is their evil plan
8. First on screen impression
9. Disney park desirability
10. If the protagonist didn't exist would they achieve their goal

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week join Kiera and Sam as they discuss conspiracies and fun facts about the Disney cult classic Nightmare Before Christmas. Beware of Oogie's boys because you never know what mischief they will cook up next.

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

What are you doing for Halloween? We have a few suggestions. From scary to cute there is something for everyone. We wish you a happy and safe Halloween! Disclaimer: This is not paid advertising, simply suggestions that we are interested in.

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Have you been accused of being a witch? You may be entitled to financial compensation! This week on the Dark Ride podcast we cover Salem's witch trials.

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

This week we loop around to the classic monsters Frankenstein's creature and Dracula. Sit back and enjoy Kiera's take on Twilight and discover what is lurking in the shadows.

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)

Theater lovers beware. This week Sam dives into her passion for ladder safety while Kiera talks about the play which must not be named. Watch out for ghosts while we discuss superstitions. 
For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)