Darkhallow Paranatural

The first official DHP News Update, letting you know what is going on behind the scenes from week to week at Darkhallow Paranatural - the only place to get the very best in strange and entertaining paranormal news each week.

1. New episodes of DHP will always be released on Fridays, but will be recorded earlier in the week to ensure you have a steady uninterrupted and reliable supply of new DHP to listen to.
2. The new Paranormal News section here at darkhallow.tv will collect the topics we will be discussing week to week, so get a look at the traditional media's take on the stories ahead of peeking behind the curtain at the (sometimes ugly) truth with us on Friday.
3. Darkhallow.tv itself will be getting some tweaks over the next few weeks, with Paranormal News possibly becoming the new front page of DHP.  Don't worry - new episodes will always be available via the Current Episodes and Explore Episodes pages, as well as being featured on the Paranormal News page. 

In no way is the focus of DHP changing, this is just us attempting to bring you ever higher quality.  Our listeners deserve it!

Thank you for being a DHP listener!  We'd love to hear from you about the show, the page, or just about anything.  You can reach us anonymously via the Contact Us page right here at Darkhallow.tv, just don't list your email address if you do not want a reply.

Sincerely,

Michael Darkhallow

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Giant Shrimp Of The Sea
What do you lose when you pull a gigantic monster shrimp from the briny foam off the coast of Florida? A hand!  Tune in for the whole horrible tale and a warning about heading into the water…  Traditional media coverage here.  Remember, they don’t want you afraid of the water, so guess what’s missing?  That’s right!  The hand!

Haunted Microwave
When a family finds an innocent looking microwave tucked away in a dusty corner of their attic, things really begin to heat up.  Read about this sordid tale here.

Stonehenge Proves It Was Aliens
During a recent “dry spell” at Stone Henge, a much better picture of its true purpose has been gleaned from the surrounding artifacts.  We discuss how Stone Henge now proves the existence of aliens in a way that The Man can’t easily conceal.  See the stripped-down-for-the-masses version (that doesn’t mention anything about aliens) here.

UFO over Hungary
Check out this video briefly discussed on the program.  Fake?  CGI?  Real?  Let us know by dropping a line to [email protected] or [email protected]

And More!

Michael Darkhallow recounts an experience at 2014 Dragon*Con involving a strange figure looking exactly like himself, and discusses plans for DHP for the remainder of 2014.

This episode is very brief due to Michael's continued recovery from "Con Crud" that had him nearly completely unable to speak last week.

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

The Logger
A mysterious craze is sweeping the globe and causing some people, such as those that run hotels and water parks or oversee public fountains, to jump at shadows and be suspicious of everyone near the water.  Is it a popular animal activity being perpetuated by humans?  Or is there something more strange at work, that approaches by air in the dark of night?  Tune in to find out the latest evidence in this global saga!

Here is one of the many internet news articles discussing this phenomenon.

The Thing On Google Moon
Google Moon, similar to Google Earth, but stocked with high-resolution NASA imagery of our only natural satellite, has shown some very interesting details of late - one of which you’ll have to see to believe!  Check out the video below!

Goblin Exorcism Gone Bad
When a witch-doctor is called to exorcise the demons making a man sick, he announces that he must remove the man’s “Goblin" to make him better… but that the process might outright kill him...

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Liverpool Tax Demon
A woman in the UK is trapped in her home by a demon that has driven away her family… and she’s being taxed for the privilege!

Click here to see the typical news report on this story, then tune in to hear how things have truly unfolded according to our sources!

The Second Coming
A popular religious belief is that of the second coming of Jesus - who, it is said, will one day return to the world.  Now, scientists have sequestered a statue of Jesus that has begun to exhibit signs of becoming human...

Check out this video (media whitewash included)

Graveyard Antics
What happens when you pretend to be a ghost and scare people passing by a graveyard?  A UK man found out recently, and was punished for it by the courts.  Did the punishment fit the crime?  Tune in and find out!

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

A Ghostly Breakfast Treat
Breakfast Scorecard has a new cereal flavor that is sure to give your bowels the creeps!

Fossil Auction And The Dino’s Ghost
You will never believe what fossilized item was auctioned for over $10,000 recently!  And even if you come to terms with that… you’ll never believe how the artifact was first found!  Tune in for details!

Ruptured Reality Makes A Lake
The Tunisian desert is now home to a new body of water… a lake that appeared suddenly out of thin air.  Now, as the lake waters grow rapidly more and more murky, scientists are struggling to explain its origins and calm concerns over what it could mean that a large body of water could appear out of nothing in the middle of a desert.

A Parachute, And My Leg Back, Please
When a passenger "freaked out" on a plane bound for Edinburgh, the airlines diverted to get her off boarded as soon as possible.  But what was she really "freaked out" about?  We discuss it on tonight's program.  Here is a link to the article in the traditional media... which you'll notice is absent the true explanation of events.

Plus, how Occultists have infiltrated one UK political party

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Psychopomp and Circumstance
An interesting question from a curious listener leads to speculation on the Grim Reaper and his collection practices…

Zombie Kitteh!
A wave of illness, what is being called a zombie pathogen, is infecting large cats (as in lions, tigers, etc…) and causing them to go on a frenzy for human flesh.  Should you be worried, and might the pathogen make the leap to human subjects?  Tune in!

Giant Beaver Attacks Canadian Motorists - RCMP On Guard
The Canadian authorities are on high alert after recent attacks by an angry beaver on motorists.  The creature used a large tree as a tool to knock several vehicles from the road.  Authorities are still searching for the responsible party, and warn travelers that he is still at large.

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Elvis Has Left The Building
A straw-man Elvis appears to have vanished from a private memorabilia collection in Starcross England recently - but the police investigation turned up some interesting evidence suggesting that Elvis actually broke himself out!  Tune in for details... and check out this article for the "official" version of events.

Poltergeist In The Pub
The Crow’s Nest Inn (and pub) houses a very unusual spirit - one that protects spirits!  As long as the owners attend a strange ritual to honor the unseen guest, that is.  Otherwise, things get a bit out of hand...

The Siberian Crater
Scientists are currently on site examining the recent find of a massive crater into the Earth up in Siberia, and a white-wash is already well underway as the official statements do not mesh with the leaked photo and video evidence of the actual site.

Check out the following video for a glimpse into the crater itself!

The Dangers Of Occult Paraphernalia
What you don’t know *can* hurt you… our very own Jay Rosell discusses how a crystal ball nearly burned down a house when misused, and fields some general advice for dealing with occult gear that you may or may not have lying around the house.  Here is the "official" news about the recent fire involving the crystal ball.

The Hum May Have Driven You Insane Already
In a strange turn of events, scientists have coined the name LFIRA (Low Frequency Induced Receptive Aphasia) for a psychological condition that many of those exposed to the mysterious low-frequency hum around the globe have begun to suffer.  One symptom: You don’t realize you are hearing the hum or have any problems related to it!  

To help check if you might be suffering from LFIRA, check out the map of Hum Hotspots here!

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Super Super Moon
People tend to get excited about it when a so-called “Super Moon” hangs in the night sky… but recent events beg the question: how super is the super moon?  Apparently super enough to heal the injured!

What is Blacker than Blackest Black?
Scientists have narrowly avoided a world-wide disaster, but are still hard at work refining their processes to give it another go!  Hear about the color you can’t see, and the catastrophe you’ll never see coming on tonight’s program.

The Devil Went Down To Yellowstone
Reports of a mysterious glowing figure wandering through the night alone in Yellowstone park blossomed into high strangeness when park officials discovered that the stretch of road in that area had been heated to the point that it had literally melted...  Here is the "cleaned up" story being given to the public: Yellowstone Heats Up

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

God’s Flashlight
Scientists have finally detected the Higgs Boson / God Particle, and the ramifications of what they’ve discovered are shaking scientific theory… and possibly the universe as we know it… to it’s foundations.

The Secret Space Race
A secret race into the depths of the solar system is under way on the back of a startling detection of massive diamond deposits… floating in the void.

Master of Duck
Many have asked the question: Why are billions of ducks flooding into the streets of Thailand as if on some sort of pilgrimage?  Well, tune in for the answer to this question - and take a look at the video below to see the ducks pouring like a feathered river!

Project Cinnamon
Hear about the insidious plot - in recent decades no less - of the US government that some might say comes straight from the pages of a James Bond (or Spy Vs. Spy) thriller!  Another instance where GMO wheat rears it’s head… to take other heads off!

Plus: Alex Thurgood vs. the Dust Bunny

And More!