Darkhallow Paranatural

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Lucero, God of Roads and Doors
Has a certain Palo Mayombe diety been wandering a small town in Mississippi pulling faces and opening doors?  And is the hermit in town to be trusted?

The Rust Belt Seances
Possibly the world’s first attempts to commune with the spirits of deceased physical locations is well underway across the USA’s so-called Rust Belt. Listen in to get the creepy details on what the Para-Gelogists are uncovering by candlelight!

Almonds and The Third Eye
Learn why Vegas will *never* let you eat almonds at the Blackjack table!

Chinese Donkey Meat Debacle
Is there an alien species chameleonating within the donkey population of China?  Find out about the startling evidence that suggests YES, THERE IS!

Plus: How Jay Rosell changed the course of a major motion picture

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Mighty Morphin’ Japanese Bus
A new tactic has emerged in Japan’s battle against so-called Bus Stalkers… What are Bus Stalkers, and what concerns might there be over a technology possibly enhanced by a deal with dark forces?  Listen in and find out!

Greenland: The Darkening
Amid an increasingly black snowfall, worries mount that Greenland is, at a minimum, some sort of magnet for the world’s atmospheric pollution… and at worst may be the future birthplace of the antichrist!

Dyatlov Passing Resemblance
A strange incident in North Carolina has speculation running rampant about what ties the death of a handful of campers to the notorious Dyatlov Pass incident in Russia many years ago.  Of note is that the North Carolina based hiking group’s bodies were found frozen solid… in the middle of a North Carolina summer!

Warzone USA
More signs of something big on the horizon within United States borders as local law enforcement offices bulk up on military surplus armored vehicles.  How soon is the Big Something coming, and when will the public be let in on the terrible secret?

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, LAURA KETCHUM

Channeling The Living
It’s been a while since we’ve discussed the exploits of a certain Psychic Someone on this program… but they’re at it again, and with an even larger tale of their being caught out in public as a probable cheat is being told.  Check out the full details from those who were present at the psychic's show here, and tune in to listen to our own opinions on those psychics who are faking it.

More USA Monster Attack Contingency Plans Revealed
Being blamed on a hacking incident, traffic signs across America recently began alerting citizens to “Godzilla Attack!” among other similarly themed messages referencing anomalously large “monsters”.  Our sources, however, paint a different version of this event - one that suggests the government knows that there are things out there that most people do not believe in… and that they wish to be prepared for.

Dragons and Dragon Slayers
Laura Ketchum confirms the existence of dragons and discusses their appearance and threat level to humanity while the team cites a real-life dragon slayer in Brighton who is slightly fed up with pranksters calling him to clear out Hogwarts or slay large house cats…  Could the dragons be prepping to traverse the seas and land in North America?

Exorcism Fiasco
Jay speaks on the subject of exorcism for cash, which is an ethical issue sweeping some areas of the globe currently.  Rather than a service performed for donations, some unscrupulous exorcists have taken to charging outrageous sums to municipalities and even individuals for services rendered.

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

The Skin Thief
A lot of skin is missing from a hospital in Philadelphia.  A *lot* of skin.  Enough skin that we’re wondering why someone would steal it - some $350,000.00 worth of skin.  Why would someone take that much biological material, and for what purpose?  And what is that figure captured on the hospital surveillance cam?

The Slenderman Murders
The news is grim: two twelve year old girls purportedly stabbed another nearly to death in what they claim was an appeasement to the tall, creepy figure stalking them.  Real?  Imagined?  Just plain attempted murder?  You decide… 

Here’s a link to all things Slender

Early US Monsters
Over the course of American history, there have been a lot of at-the-time-unexplained creatures, monsters, and terrors… Well, now science has a handle on a lot more than it once did.  Here is an interesting article about things once reported that are now (mostly) disproven.  What as-yet still at large monsters haunt your nightmares?  Let us know via our Contact Us page!  As long as it isn’t obscene, we *will* share it on an upcoming episode!

The Town That Slept
When an entire Russian town falls asleep for a span of six days, the scientists inevitably slip in to run their tests… and the theories begin flying.  Was the whole town abducted by aliens?  Was it a secret government project being tested?  Are the scientists legitimately trying to find answers, or just studying the aftermath of secret weapons testing?  Tune in to hear what Alex Thurgood has to say from onsite at the Town That Slept!

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

DHP Moving to Mondays
DHP’s weekly program is moving from Friday to Monday, effective immediately due to conflicting schedules and general life happenings.  We sincerely hope this does not adversely impact any of our listeners. 

Two Humped Unicorn
The icon of a fringe middle-eastern religion has been recently excavated in the area and identified, somewhat loosely, as an authentic two-humped camel… with a unicorn style horn atop its skull… Of what significance is this find?  Tune in and find out!

Doubling Down on Cremation
With a looming deadline of June 1 for burials, a massive suicide wave is sweeping China… purportedly people trying to get into the ground before they are no longer permitted to.  What after June 1 though?  Cremations.  Not just any cremations, however - but a special double cremation mandatory under a “20 minute rule” time constraint.  And how is this paranormal, you ask?  We point to the child that recently awoke at its own funeral… and then outline how all of this ties closely with the little known USA contingency plan CONOP 8888.  This is a discussion you won’t want to miss!

The Derwezeian Hell Hole
Turkmenistan is home to little more interesting and frightening than a portal that soviet drilling efforts opened in 1971… leading all the way down into hell itself.  Listen for the details of Alex’s visit to Durweze and the edge of the hole, and check out the following video to get a glimpse for yourself.

Plus - A Chocolate Milk Raging Rat, and More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

The End Of HAARP
Word has come in to congress that the US Air Force is decommissioning the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Project, calling it "completed" and indicating that they no longer have a use for it as they have devised other means to achieve total weather control via the ionosphere.  We have it on good authority of what the new method is… and you won't believe it.

Deep Sea Vehicle Destroyed 6 Miles Down
The Nereus, a deep see autonomous exploration vehicle, has been reported as destroyed by the scientists monitoring its feeds while it descended into the oceanic depths northeast of New Zealand.  What you won't hear elsewhere is what the video feeds revealed just prior to the loss of all communication from the unmanned vessel.

The Sea May Claim Our Most Valuable Land
If you own seaside land, you may want to hear this discussion, as recent events have infuriated the Old Man Of The Sea to the point where he has promised to take our most valuable property (real estate) from us in retaliation…

Plus - discussion of the Louisville Goat Man, Psychic Listener Emails, and More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Goblin Shark
Fished up from the coastal waters off Florida, a Goblin Shark - thought to be extinct and looking wicked enough to leave you with nightmares and keep you on the sand the next time you visit the beach - made its wicked presence known and is depicted in many photos circulating on the internet.  This is just one in a string of seemingly prehistoric sea creatures that have turned up recently still kicking.  What's going on down there in our oceans?

The Bizarre Goblin Shark pulled from the waters off Florida recently - Photograph by Carl Moore

The Militant Monkey
China is training an elite troop of monkey soldiers to police its airfields.  What would a country so flush with people want non-humans to guard?  What are they hiding on that air base that nobody is permitted to see?

Sight Beyond The Present
Scientists have determined, through careful calculation and measurement, that the human eye is able to "see" things very slightly before they actually occur.  These "temporal neurons" fire before light is actually received by the retina, spurring the brain into action and allowing people to react quickly enough that we've made it to the top of the food chain here on Earth.

Link to more information HERE.

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

The Return Of The Horror

In a Massachusetts housing development, early owners are seeing disturbing things.  One of them has gone insane and mutters incoherently about the thing he saw in his yard one night.  Meanwhile, a prominent local psychic has foretold that a centuries old evil has returned to the area...

A Phantom Race Car
Police near Beaverton Michigan confirm strange happenings along a street purported to be haunted by he ghostly apparition of a sports car near a well known raceway.  When people stop to investigate, the mysterious vehicle disappears entirely, leaving them alone on the abandoned stretch of road.

Willow Trees And The Threat From Space
Since a breed of Willow tree that predates man vanished from the Earth, no living sign of them has been found until recently when scientists detected tiny spores drifting down from space above...

Chupacabra Captive
A Texas couple claim to have captured a young specimen of the elusive Chupacabra.  Real?  Fake?  Did it eat several investigators?  Check out the video below and decide for yourself!
Note: This is the common video footage that has been manipulated by Big Media and does not accurately portray the specimen actually held in captivity.

All New Occult Corner Question

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

The Swiss Army Ants
What do you get when you mix tiny insects, challenging mountainous terrain, and a healthy dose of discipline? Ants that organize to disassemble platters of food and are even capable of incredible feats of locomotion.  Hear all about the most neutral country on Earth's secret army that you've never suspected!

Does This Melon Smell Like Goat To You?
Another end-of-the-world fanaticism is growing in Kenya, where a farmer discovered the horrific contents of a watermelon freshly cut from the vines just minutes before.  Tune in to share the horror and mystery of this find, and weigh in via our Contact Us page to tell us if YOU think this is a portent of the end times!

Nessie Spotted (Again?) On Google Maps
In what could potentially be some sort of an arrangement between the search giant and the near mythological creature, Nessie has once again photobombed satellite images of her fabled home Loch Ness.  Are these real or photoshopped fakes?  Take a look for yourself below and hear what the DHP crew thinks of these controversial pics.

Is this an image of Nessie (The Loch Ness Monster) photobombing on Google Maps? Let us know your thoughts!

All New Occult Corner Question

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Truly Supernatural
A prominent advertising group, the fastest rising star in the history of the business, in fact, has been called out for using occult methods to elevate their success and push a poor quality product on their clients.  You be the judge!  Hear some of their poor tag lines and learn about why their competition is so upset.

New Species May Take Over The Earth
Scientists are ecstatic over their recent discovery of a new species of (probably) salamander that uses tools that they fashion themselves out of tiny twigs and rocks.  The secret is in their teensy little opposable digits!

Are Aliens Terraforming Earth Through Open Source Seeds?
You might think that Genetically Modified foods are the future, but whose hands are in the cookie jar on open source seeds?

All New Occult Corner Question

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