Darkhallow Paranatural

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

2014 Predictions!
What do the future months of 2014 hold for us all?  The DHP crew knows… and you can too by listening in!

Saved By The Bars
Several girl scouts wandering door to door and selling a combination of their cookies and a box of Bible Bars (a christian-oriented candy bar) were miraculously saved from a runaway bus by the box of sweets.  If only the bus driver were so lucky!

Mars Rocks For The Masses
In the aftermath of a white rock's mysterious appearance near the mars rover in recent days, word has begun trickling out of NASA through confidential sources that there is MUCH more going on up there than previously thought...

Why is the Tshabalala Police Dept Frightened?
The gathering of police officers grew rapidly when a man lugged a suitcase into their midst that sounded as if a screaming human were trapped within it.  Once it was opened, however, the thing that emerged had them running for their lives...

Plus: Alex takes care of a shape-shifter, and more!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

2013 Program Of The Year
Your votes are in, and we announce the winners for your favorite topics discussed on DHP over the course of 2013!

Whats more, here are links to DHP programs where we discussed each topic so that you can easily go back and listen to your favorites, and the favorites of your fellow listeners, one more time:

Category: Cryptid / Strange Creature Of The Year
   WINNER: Slenderman
   2nd Place: The Slobberer
   3rd Place: The Sheepsquatch

Category: UFO / Alien Sighting Of The Year
   WINNER: Unidentified Submerged Objects
   2nd Place: UFO Over Popocatepetl Volcano
   3rd Place: Shape-Shifting Reptilian Secret Security Agent
   Honorable Mention: Black Eyed Kids

Category: Coverup / Conspiracy Of The Year
   WINNER: Zombie Outbreak Imminent
   2nd Place: Weaponized Spearmint

Category: Haunting / Ghost Of The Year
   No Clear Winner
   Popular Items Include:
     Haunted Hospital
     Hook House

Favorite Topics Of 2013 By DHP Staffers
   Michael Darkhallow: The Queen's Haunted Hats
   Jay Rosell: DHP Memorable Moments
   Alex Thurgood: Haunted Hospital Followup

Jay's Exorcism Of The Year: The Accidental Exorcism

Alex's Pant-Brick Of The Year: Attack Of The Were-Squatch

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

Operation Dead Mouse Drop
The US Military is air-dropping dead rodents (complete with tissue paper parachutes) over it's own bases in Guam recently in the first part of a large scale operation with a budget of 8 million US dollars.  The reason?  Tune in to hear all about it!

Winter Proof
That splashing in the NY city sewers may not be what you expect - we discuss why there are actual military troops patrolling beneath the New York streets looking for an all new, and extra-creepy threat from China!  (Hint: Winter proof cockroaches!)

A Listener's Experience
A DHP listener sent in the following video of a strange happening in their kitchen.  Is it a poltergeist?  Let us know what you think using the Contact Us page right here at darkhallow.tv!

UFO Detector
Amazon has a UFO detector for sale, with some interesting reviews.  Take a look for yourself and have an abduction-free holiday season! (Or at least you'll see them coming!)

Plus: Michael's Friday the 13th experience, and more!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

The Shadow Being Behind You
Have you ever felt like something is watching you?  Like something is standing just behind… watching over your shoulder?  Do you believe in Shadow People or Guardian Angels?  A new study out of the University of Louisianna touches on all of these things… and asks the question: What if luck isn't just being lucky after all?

Evil Stalks These Halls
An abandoned and rotting orphanage in Arizona sits at the center of a firestorm of eager ghost hunters; will any of them get to investigate the rumored evil barbie doll that creeps down its hallways at night before it's soon-to-be-scheduled demolition?

UFO Activity
With UFO activity reaching ever more surprising heights (sightings here at the Darkhallow Cabin are now a weekly occurrence!), the US Congress has just this week debated a resolution to answer the question once and for all: Are we alone?  With a craft being sighted and photographed professionally over a wind farm in Devon (see the pics here), how long can it be before we get full disclosure?

Scariest Video Ever?
The following video was put online originally by a Japanese tire company, and was reportedly received from one of their clients as a video testimonial that their tires handled an extraordinary brush with the paranormal that they encountered.  Michael is dubious about it's authenticity… but it *is* an exceptionally creepy piece of work.  Have a peek and tell us what you think!

Plus: The return of Jay and Alex, the amazing tale of Alex's incarceration and triumphant release, and more!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

The Cyclopsean Manuscript

Russian archaeologists have dug up what first appeared to be an ancient stone tablet… but what secrets have, so far, been uncovered that rock the foundation of what we know about Earth's history?

New Breed Of Pygmy Hippos
In a patch of rainforest only recently discovered, a new type of Hippo has been found that breaks all the rules that you thought applied to Hippos.

LAPD Zombie Scare
The Los Angeles police have begun spreading around videos they claim are designed to attract the public's attention to locking their car doors… but is the real agenda to further desensitize an already zombie-loving (at least while they aren't thought real) populace to the very probable coming zombie invasion?

Plus: God Vs. Satan in Mexico, SmartWigs from Japan, and an update on Jay and Alex!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

Zombie Checkpoint
Recent "voluntary" (some might say illegal) traffic stops made by the TSA in south Texas in the past week may have, in fact, been a super-secret attempt to detect the infectious zombie virus heading north from the border...

Meat Mummies
An alternative theory regarding the mer-mummy discussed last week in light of recent discoveries that certain egyptian burial practices called for the inclusion of a humanoid food supply within their tomb.

A Whale Of A Worm
Michael Darkhallow puts the smack down on a recent cryptozoological tale involving massive monster worm creatures bursting out of the earth in Vietnam.  Not only was it not in Vietnam... but it wasn't a worm coming up out of the ground either!

UFO Highway Video
A citizen filmed what they claim is a UFO in the skies near Area 51 along the Extraterrestrial Highway (Nevada Highway 375).  Watch below, and let us know what YOU think it actually is totally anonymously through our Contact Us page.

Robotic Suicide
What happens when a technologically advanced robot is required to spend all of its time vacuuming a small apartment?

Biocentrist Professor Proves Afterlife
Using the power of quantum physics and the ideas of Biocentrism, a prominent professor in the field of proving the afterlife has… proven the afterlife!  Tune in for details.

The Hollow Moon
Scientists have put their finger on the cause of our moon's near surface being much more scarred than the far side, and that reason is the honeycomb of passages, caverns, and who-knows-what-else beneath it's near-side surface!

Plus: 160 Missing Sheep, an Update on the Desert Mer-Mummy, and more!

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

The 666 Bib
 Kentucky student assigned the number 666 in a track meet refused to run wearing the biblically ominous digits.  Was it the right decision?

Six-Tailed Comet Baffles
 Astronomers monitoring asteroid P/2013 P5 moving through our solar system have been puzzled over the shimmering jets, like comet tails, that shoot out of it as it changes trajectory on its way across the heavens.  Is it truly just an asteroid?

Gloucestershire 999
Calls have been flooding into 999 emergency call centers in Gloucestershire where police appear unconcerned over claims of werewolves, witches, ghosts, and other foul play within their jurisdiction...

Plus: Dissolving Starfish, Millions of Bees, and more!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Noah's Deathtrap
 The shipwrecked remnants of what may be Noah's Ark has been found, but looks startlingly like an animal graveyard...

Fire Sprites On The Inside
 A previously declared death by Spontaneous Human Combustion appears to now be confirmed not to have been SHC at all… but a severe case of sprite-induced heartburn.

Massive Silent Fang Recall
 In a strange twist, a large manufacturer of wax vampire fangs is frantically trying to recall the popular Halloween treats… all the while not saying a word about the recall to anyone.  The problem?  An unexpected additive in the blood-red dye of the lips.

And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

The English Dragon
 Reports of a dragon (no, really - a living dragon!) flying over England recently have *not* been exaggerated in the slightest. 

The Bear Truth About Yeti
New DNA evidence has come forth linking the mysterious snow-dwelling Yeti as close kin to a prehistoric species of polar bear.  Are the Yeti an evolutionary descent from bears?

Aussie Scientists Strike It Rich
 Researchers in Australia have discovered fruit of a different kind while researching local flora.  Will they make out like bandits, or be cornered by the press?