Darkhallow Paranatural

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

The Truth About DHP 10/11/2013
 Michael tells what actually stopped the show from being recorded last week - a tale of a very special guest, Big Brother, Men in Black, and Government Shutdown.  Listen in to hear why Michael was too afraid to record the program, and why the stated reason for the missed episode was "illness".

Bovine Yoga
 When you put a Dairy Bar and a Yoga Studio in the same place, unusual events can occur.  That's what the operators of such an establishment discovered in North Carolina after weeks of fetching fresh milk from the cows out back...

Juno Spots More Than Jupiter's Spot
 Just after slingshotting around the Earth and heading off in the direction of where Jupiter will be in 2016, NASA's Juno probe caught something astonishing on it's video transmission feed from the telescopes it keeps trained on the giant planet.  For a few breathtaking moments, something was visible that very few got to see before NASA took down the web feed due to "government shutdown".  Coincidence?  We think not!

PLUS: Occult Corner with Jay Rosell, Listener Email, And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Jelly-Being Attack
 After numerous sightings of a UFO near Sweden, swedish nuclear reactors have been forced to shut down due to unusual events that haven't been reported since 2011... Note: You can see typical news coverage of this topic here. 

Psycho-Tropics
What do you get when you mix a government with desire to control the minds of its population, a secret tropical isle not found on any map, and a little bit of soil from another planet?  Tune in and find out!  

Reading Feathers
Though little known due to it's reverse-divinatory nature, Feather Reading is a powerful branch of the occult arts… with possibly dire and certainly terrible predictions for the future of the United States.

PLUS: Occult Corner with Jay Rosell, Listener Email, And More!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

The Haunted Hats
Does Queen Elizabeth have a problem with a pesky poltergeist inhabiting her hats? Or does just inhabit her hat room?  And who are the persons unknown paying visits to root out the source of the disturbances?  Listen in and find out! 

The Northampton Clown
A strange and potentially sinister figure has been spotted repeatedly, and only for brief periods, in Northampton... Is it a mere mortal masquerading for fun?  Or is something more at foot? 

Bermuda Glass And The New Zealand Broadcasts
People of New Zealand have reported strange signals coming into their televisions depicting a scene possibly linked with recent findings in the Bermuda Triangle... 

And More! 

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Tonight's program is a special one, airing commercials, Occult Corner Questions, and many more outtakes that never made it to the released DHP programs.  Commentary by Michael and Jay… Enjoy!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Jay Rosell reveals why the world gets so strange around Fridays the 13th…

The Falling Man
  A startling image released by NASA shows the figure of a man falling from above on a recent rocket launch.  Is NASA's proclamation of "this is a frog" to be believed?

Is it a frog as NASA claims, or a falling human?

Strange Mechanical Insect Discovered
 An insect has the world of espionage abuzz with the discovery of man-made mechanical components making it the perfect machine for infiltration and surveillance. 

Red Left Hand
Off Massachusetts, a lobster was plucked from the seas with a near-human hand in place of its left claw.  Is it in some way related to the mechanical insect?  

Strange Lobster Creature With Near-Human Hand

When Moose Attack
What does an open liquor cabinet, a few moose, and no curfew add up to?  Shenanigans!  A Swedish couple involves the police when an intoxicated moose threatens to break into their home.

The Man In The Attic
Around this time of year, all sorts of paranormal services see a spike in customers - such as psychics, and guided tours of haunted locations.  One such business person took it one step too far by hiring a guy to bang around in the attic of a haunted locale...

PLUS: Occult Corner with Jay Rosell, Listener Email, And More!

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Plant With A Thousand Lives
The Corpse Plant is no longer simply using it's corpulent bad odor to attract flies and assorted nasty insects… but has also begun to trap and then digest them with a sticky secreted glaze whose recipe hearkens to the chemical makeup of a particular virus responsible for zombification... 

USOs Of Another Kind
A never-before-documented variety of USO (typically the S is for Submerged) sighting has occurred… where the S means Subterranean!  What's going on underneath our feet right now, and are the aliens involved?

Our Mysterious World: African Fairy Rings
In spite of decades of study, scientists are still grasping at already-disproved straws in explaining the phenomenon of the African Fairy Circles that dot the deserts of the country.  In spite of a massive checklist of things they know it's not, researchers are still completely ignoring the more bizarre properties of the rings.  Could the secret to their origin lie outside science and in the realms of the paranatural?

Strange Justice: The Idiot Sign
Another glimpse into the stranger side of the US justice system; in this incident a judge orders a man to public humiliation to atone for his crimes.

The Return Of Occult Corner Jay Rosell!

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

Megameasles Outbreak
Everything, it seems, truly is bigger in Texas - including the measles, an affliction that was thought to be eradicated with the advent of it's vaccination decades ago.  However, in the wake of a certain mega-church preaching the evils of vaccination, more than twenty people have become critically infected with this relic of a disease from the mid-1900's… and the church is blaming science!  

One Million Engineered Super-Bugs
A bug-farm in China was damaged by unknown persons, releasing some 1 million (possibly more) genetically-modified and extremely well-fed cockroaches into the wilds of nearby farmlands.  While Chinese officials scramble to put together a military team capable of combatting the special capabilities of these creepy-crawlies, the DHP crew is quietly bringing you the inside scoop.

Geneto-Mnemonic Bird-Brains?
Several independent studies at universities around the world have put together a picture of how birds retain memory not only over time, but in between generations that is, frankly, amazing - and nearly unbelievable.  Do birds encode some memories within their genetics so that they can be passed on to their offspring?  Listen in as we discuss the evidence, and decide for yourself.

At Last: Government Mind Control Methods Proven
Experiments at the University of Washington at Seattle have proven what we've all known for decades now: that mind control over another individual is not only possible, but is practical!

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Michael Darkhallow delivers the news that, due to circumstances beyond his control, there will be no DHP program this week.  The team will return next week for a two-weeks-worth-of-news session on Friday. 

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

A Ghostly Borealis
Relatively new findings change the way that science understands how the so-called "northern lights" are understood, and raise troubling questions about if we're really alone when we head out for a stroll underneath the moon and stars.  

Death By Telekinesis
After an investigation spanning years, a report from Turkish officials places the blame for a spate of suicides in 2006 and 2007 on those individuals with telekinetic abilities.  Were they assassins, or simply untrained ESPers who inadvertently sent four engineers to their deaths?  The team talks about the efficacy of the conclusion, the one and only alternate possible explanation (according to the Turkish task force), and how telekinesis may or may not be a danger to people's lives on a daily basis.

ICTC9 And Earth's Terraformation?
The ICTC9 conference in South Africa was held this week, ostensibly to discuss our continued existence amid the sea of cyanobacteria that surrounds us as it grows ever more toxic to human and human-supporting life.  There may, however, have been a hidden agenda known only to those in attendance within certain closed-door sessions…  Are the world's scientific leaders in biology now beginning to suspect, as we do, that we're being terraformed by a hostile alien species?

Conspiracy Of Theorists
Triggered by an article he encountered recently in Scientific American, Michael espouses his frustration with one contributor who seems to have a conspiracy theory of their own… that conspiracy theorists are simple minded and a danger to civilization.  Michael opposes this with his own view, suggesting that, as much as the author in question may be sincere, he should be wary of painting himself with his own brush.

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MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

Subway Sharks
Something fishy is going on in New York City, as a shark was discovered to have died due to asphyxiation (lack of breathable water) when an unexpected delay in the subway traffic stretched arrival times beyond it's limits...

Specters Spook Stockholm, Pockets Picked
In Stockholm Sweden, a creepy crowd of ghostly gowned figures are attracting attention… so much attention, in fact, that they come away not noticing that their pockets were emptied while gaping at the ghastly procession.  But are the visages in white just people dressed up as a distraction for the thieves, or are they actual spirits who are out for a bit of extra coin?

Don't Bury Me… I'm Not Dead!
A man, pronounced dead, in China recently stood up from beneath his white sheet, stepped back onto the street, and downed a liter of water saying "It was just too hot!"  Is this a case of fraudulent death as a publicity stunt, or another sighting of Han the Ever Living?  (And if it's Han, will China be the first to unlock immortality now that they have him in custody?)

Memories… or Memorex?
Scientists now claim to have discovered methods of implanting false memories directly into the brain using a customized virus and a fiber optic lead into the hippocampus.  With such a subtle method of fooling the mind… could we one day discover that our own memories are mere fabrications placed there by The Man?

Demons In The Cushions
This creepy photo depicts something eerie peering out from the sofa cushions.  Look closely, and you'll see it.  What is it?  Could it be Angels?  Might it have come from a portal?  You decide!

Is this a demon living in the sofa? 

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