Darkhallow Paranatural

Darkhallow Paranatural

DHP 8/2/2013 - Somthing In The Water

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

The Health Shop Poltergeist
The Whitstable Nutrition Centre (British spelling), a Great Britain based health shop, made a startling discovery on their surveillance footage depicting what appears to be an unseen entity levitating boxes and tossing things off shelves… all while a customer stands nearby and tries to clean up the mess…

Are The Satellites Controlling You?
911 emergency call centers in California are seeing a significant upsurge over the past few weeks in callers insisting that they need help because the government is using beams from satellites to order them around.  This is something that they had believed to be over after a Sacramento man was arrested near the beginning of the year for making such calls… in fact he had made over 100 911 calls in just one month to complain about satellites controlling him, landing him in jail for abuse of the 911 system, which is reserved for emergencies.

Something In The Water
 Scientists researching water imaging at the University of Stuttgart in Germany have made a startling and unexpected discovery… water may have a memory all its own.  The team discusses the possible implications of this new area of research, and you can see some of the official presentation of their findings in the video below.

If Aliens Are Real, Where Are The Aliens?
Extra-terrestrials certainly don't parade around in front of us every day… at least not in a recognizable form!  But are they among us in dark places, observing like we might monitor wildlife, remaining out of sight?  Even the best methods of hiding fail every now and then, and with video cameras so ubiquitous in today's society… it isn't surprising that people have captured things they can't explain.  Take a look at this video and send us your opinions via the Contact Us page right here at darkhallow.tv.   Hoaxes?  Reality?  Something in between?  You decide.

And More! 

 

Darkhallow Paranatural

DHP 7/26/2013 - Malicious Fecal Distribution

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

Pandoravirus
A new virus has been detected in the Earth's oceans... one that appears to be over 90% alien and may be lying dormant and multiplying until something triggers it to begin it's work...

Colorado Drone Bonanza
The first US town to post a bounty on drones shot down out of the sky, is this community in Colorado afraid that a well known (to the area and to DHP listeners) predator has moved into town and stepped up to high technology?

The Jog-And-Logger
NOTE: Michael incorrectly refers to the events related to this topic taking place in Nashville; the actual jogger and her victim are in Albequerque New Mexico.
 A man in New Mexico is plagued by a mysterious runner who leaves unwelcome gifts beside his house each weekend for months now... but is it an ordinary runner, or something more ephemeral running this MFD (Malicious Fecal Distribution)?

And More! 

Automatic Writing Challenge Update

Michael updates us on his challenge to try automatic writing, and steps up the request with a guaranteed post (as long as it's nothing inappropriate) to the DHP site right here at darkhallow.tv as well as coverage on an upcoming DHP program.  

Send him your results with either a description or a snapshot of your automatic writing to [email protected].

Special Topic

The Haunted Hospital 
Jay completes his tale, interrupted from last week, of his leg of the Haunted Hospital investigation.

 

Darkhallow Paranatural

DHP 7/19/2013 - The Haunted Hospital

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

The Case of Maggot Head
A 27 year old woman was diagnosed as having maggots eating away at the inside of her head after exhibiting stroke-like symptoms after a trip to Peru.  (She's fine now... but yikes!)

More Dead Vampires
Another mass gravesite for possible vampires was uncovered in Poland with ritualistic burying practices typical of suspected vampires.  Thus far, the timeframe for these burials hasn't been determined... could it have been within the past six months?  Possibly!  Listeners in Poland, look out!

New Moon
Neptune now has a new moon, measuring just 19km across according to NASA.  Michael speculates that this could be an artificial moon, but admits that in the end... we just can't know for sure. 

And More! 

Automatic Writing Challenge

Michael issues a challenge to our listeners to try their hand, so to speak, at automatic writing... and send him the results with either a description or a snapshot of the result emailed to [email protected].  We can't wait to see what creepy things come out of your  fingers... (we've already seen Michael's strange sketches from the hospital basement, and they are waaaaaay disturbing!)

Special Topic

The Haunted Hospital 
Hear, directly from Michael, Jay, and Alex, what happened to each of them during their investigation of a certain haunted hospital they visited recently.

 

MICHAEL DARKHALLOWNews Heat Wave Kills Four By Drowning... In Sweat!  Four picnickers literally sweated to death in Switzerland according to coroner's reports that the teens lungs were filled with their own sweat. Mystery "Alien Corpse" Actually Infant Baboon Many true-believers have had a blow struck directly to the belief-centers of their brain by news that the image is, in actuality, a baby baboon. Strange "Alien" Is Actually Baboon Man Arrested After Found Hiding In Septic Tank An Oklahoma man was examined both physically and mentally after being discovered peering out of a women's portable toilet from the septic tank beneath.  The man claims he has no idea how he got down there... And More! Special Topic Alex Thurgood Hospitalized Stay calm, folks, Alex is going to be okay - it's just a matter of how long until he wakes up and tells you himself how he came to be rushed by paramedics into emergency surgery during our investigation of the Idahoan Haunted Hospital over the past week.Plus: Listener Emails

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOWNews Petrified Bigfoot Head... Hoax? A Utah man's find of a potentially petrified bigfoot noggin has been weighed in on by science.  Fact or Fiction?  Is it really an ancient preserved sasquatch head?  Tune in to find out!  Raspberry Assault On Royal Mail Carriers The walk to one man's door in the UK is lined, according to the Royal Mail delivery men and women in his area, with a violent shrubbery which threatens their health and well-being.  The owner of the offending flora has been ordered to prune it back a notch... but will he comply? Oompa Loompa Attack Gets Day In Court Hear the latest turn of events on the attack by Oompa Loompas on a man in Norwich last December. Special TopicSpontaneous Human Temporary Teleportation Listen as Michael Darkhallow relates some details of this newly named phenomenon straight from the Proclamadyne Institute's papers on the subject.  Do you have knowledge or experience with SHTT?  Use our Contact Us page to tell us about it!  We are seeking an expert to discuss it on a future program - and it may be YOU!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOODNews Shepherd's Bane A strange, sheep-eating plant is on the rise, and could change the world of textiles for the worse by forcing our wool-coated pals to evolve natural defenses to being impaled to death. Dead Zones As the world's oceans slowly develop ever larger dead-zones containing too little oxygen to support life as we know it, the Proclamadyne Institute's recent research into the subject highlights a new possible cause that may surprise you. World War P  With the world's privacy advocates at war with both Big Government and Big Corporations, it's no wonder that facial recognition technologies are now tracking our every move... but a company in Japan has developed glasses that block facial recognition.  Is this one step down the path to escalation of hostilities in World War P(rivacy)?  Haunting Medical Research Would you trust a dead doctor?   What if he'd recently announced the cure for a disease that is killing you? And More! Listener Emails Loves The Con writes to ask if DHP will be attending Dragon*Con this year.  

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELLNews Locals Still Puzzled Over Venezuelan Storm Alex Thurgood is in Venezuela this week, working hard to prevent a perpetual thunderstorm that has plagued the country for centuries and could spell trouble for the entire world in the near future... Death Valley Sailing Stones Stolen Someone has made off with a couple of the mysterious rocks that are known to move across the mud flats on their own volition whenever nobody is looking amid reports of a strange flying object in the sky above the region... Aeromancy and the Snowden Reveal With the recent revelation of what all of us at DHP have known for some time about government spying on public and private electronic communications, new allegations are being aimed at whistle-blower Edward Snowden, claiming that he used a little-practiced type of divination known as aeromancy to procure much of the data he released... The Mississippi Mud Man Citizens in a small Mississippi town are experiencing a strange phenomenon in the seclusion of their own bathrooms; is a strange creature known now as the Mississippi Mud Man living in Cleveland septic tanks... or is it a simple publicity stunt to put Cleveland Mississippi on the tourist map? And More! Listener Emails  Brunhilda writes in to ask for more information about the crop circle behind the Darkhallow Studios. Jose Whitlinsperro  asks about precautions to take in the event of a World War Z-like zombie outbreak.  

A Word From The Currently Sick Michael Darkhallow When your program is a talk program and your voice doesn't work so well, neither does the program.  Michael can talk - as evidenced by this brief message from him to you, our listeners - but he can't talk for long, and he says it hurts to do it at all.  Still, does he complain?  No!  In fact, he insisted on recording this message just for our loyal fans.  

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELLNews Psychic Dog Predicts Doom With Gloom The team discusses the growing fame of psychic canine "Jaxxie" - the medium behind the "Psychic Jaxxie Readings and Fortunes" business in a small American community.  Is Jaxxie psychic, or just bored?  UFO Inspects Volcano On Brink Of Eruption  On May29th, as a host of scientific instruments overlooked the vista of PopoCatepetl volcano, a mysterious object appeared on film... flew over and around the peak... and then into the cone itself.  What are aliens wanting with our volcanoes? Check out this video of the UFO in action!  Strage Symbology: The Circumscription Intrigued by one listener's email detailing an existence haunted by the rapid reoccurrence of a certain ancient and foreboding occult symbol, the circumscribed triangle, the Darkhallow team began investigating to see what, if any, additional shadows might darken the man's doorstep as a consequence. Ghostly Graduation Simple death didn't stop one student at Holy Ghost High from attending graduation... or from applying to university - and being accepted!  Will colleges need to open certain quotas for the recently deceased? The PIIT Initiative  The government's PIIT (Private Investigator Information Technologies)  initiative has rolled into Texas - which now requires by law that any computer repair person by a licensed private investigator with all of the pre-requisites that entails.  Why is the government wanting such a restriction on computer technicians?  Tune in to find out! And More!Listener Email Bobby writes in to ask how to get rid of a particularly parasitic carnivorous slug infesting their home.  

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOODNews Snow White And The Montana Fisherman Many people in Montana have begun reporting a suspicious looking pale-colored Yeti meandering about mischievously - often creating a nuisance of itself and going through trash.  But people are afraid to leave their homes...  What are the Montana state police doing about it? Cannibal Of Grandma A french man accused of killing and then eating his grandmother is sitting in jail tonight... but did he make a secret confession - and does that confession mean that something supernatural is at work, or simply that he is very much insane? Pink Man-Eating Slugs In Australia, on a lonely and beautiful mountaintop, a creature so disgustingly terrifying has been discovered that you may just get a permanent case of twitches hearing about it... Thawing Tundra After being thawed and revived in a laboratory, a 400 year old moss sample has gone missing.  Left behind is ample evidence that someone broke in and took it... or perhaps that someone... or something... broke out. Cousin Wessie The Loch Ness Monster, also known adorably as Nessie, may have just been proven possible by the findings of a very similar, if much smaller scale, creature on the Isle of Wight.  Could this also lend credence to several tales of Christopher Columbus previously thought too fanciful to be true? And More!Listener Email Many Listeners wrote in with their comments on the Pope Francis exorcism fiasco.  A select few are read on the program.  Special thanks to ginger, jaylor415, RTAY, and _coeCoe_ for their submissions. Dr. Stanson writes to inform us all that he was personally involved in early attempts by the U.S. military to transform spearmint into a biochemical weapon aimed at destabilizing foreign military potency.