"Of course you realize, this means war."
- Bugs Bunny.

Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know on what day AHYAH coming.

“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.” 

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder.

It was a whey in a manger.

Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. 

There is a black man who listens to racist jokes. He laughs at jokes about blacks being lazy, ugly, and unintelligent. He enjoys jokes about black women as perpetually pregnant parasites chasing welfare checks. He laughs at jokes that portray black men as sex-obsessed criminals. This man laughs at jokes about violence against black women, men, and children.

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”