As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder.

It was a whey in a manger.

Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. 

There is a black man who listens to racist jokes. He laughs at jokes about blacks being lazy, ugly, and unintelligent. He enjoys jokes about black women as perpetually pregnant parasites chasing welfare checks. He laughs at jokes that portray black men as sex-obsessed criminals. This man laughs at jokes about violence against black women, men, and children.

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” 

Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone.

Brian E Pardee
Published: May 25, 2020

Feelings And Perspective

Some feelings are shallow, some feelings are deep.
Some make us smile, some make us weep.

Some we love, some we don't.

FIFO – Full hands in, Full hands out; First in, First out- Referring to prepped food items.

The thing that you must do to be free,? GIVE