Happy paradise y’all! This week Jenna is another year older and another year wiser (or maybe wine(r))? So she’s taking time off for the first time ever! In her stead, pod fiancé Andrew steps in and Danika tries to wrangle her ADHD to cover four hours of material in less than two hours. Is she successful? Probably not. Is it a good time? Yes. Stay tuned as Danika and Andrew talk about Demi’s entrance, why men are annoying, and ask each other the same questions that Maurissa and Riley had to explore, among so many other things. Happy birthday Jenna!

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After just two short painless, happy and healthy, and not at all dramatic years... Bachelor In Paradise is back with all new hosts (thank god) and all new contestants (well...some not new ones too)... and we are so pumped! And a little terrified. But hey, that's par for the course it seems!

CW: we play a clip from Victoria's Erotic Poem and it's NSFW, but it is amazing.

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Katie Thurston has somehow made it to the end of her journey, and found the beard of her dreams! Good for her honestly (not us having a whole ass messy journey in liking him our selves)!! But before she gets to ride off in to the sunset, she has to dump another man, destroy another on stage, and introduce us to her lovely aunt. And honestly we had a fucking blast recapping it all!!

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Apparently that phrase Home Away From Home means something in these bubble seasons, because while it is Hometowns week our asses stay firmly in New Mexico. Where we have to watch awkward dates held agains't backdrops made by children and get to meet some sweet family and friends in a hotel.

TW: we do get in to a nuanced and heavy convo about the break up, self care is advised.

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Well folks it's that time of every season where The Men TM TM TM get locked in a studio with an audience of drunk fans and get told, to tell us all. Yet this season they don't really tell us much, and that's fine by us!! It leaves more time for us to talk about sad dads and podcast hosts (us) AND how amazing Tayshia and Kaitlyn are.

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Danika and Jenna are back and oh shit the season is somehow almost over. What?! There's only 7 men left and hometowns are next?? Okay, if you say so! Despite not knowing what the hell is happening we recap this rollercoaster of an episode, Danika warns us about the dangers of notes, and Jenna makes a huge ass out of herself. Shocking.

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Friend of the pod Staci joins Jenna as they recap week 5 of Katie's journey to find a man who makes her horny but also feel loved. Is that even possible in 2021? Scientists are still working on it. In the meantime, sit back and relax and listen to us bicker about Blake, talk shit about the producers, and of course fall for Andrew S even more!

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Welcome back friends! Thanks to covid, we are still on a ranch in New Mexico and running out of date ideas so naturally we get a Truth or Dare style group date. Many food based nightmare stunts, ass hair waxing, and truth bombs later we get to the main theme of this week: Thomas.

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We're back for week three of Katie Thurston's journey to find a man that doesn't make her annoyed. And we are here to say that she has her work cut out for her. Also we talk a lot about Jeff Probst. You're welcome.

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This week bestie of the pod, Connie, subs in for Danika. And while Mom is away we talk about poop (which we would have done with Dan anyways), erogenous zones, banana foreplay, daddy issues, and men almost kissing. Oooof is it hot in here or is it just Katie's sexual positivity??

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