Jackie gets to be a creep, there’s a duck with hands and obviously murder. A couple who’s been married 14 years but with the way this podcast goes will they make it to see 15. She hasn’t killed him yet so there might be hope.

Accidents happen, book reviews are discussed and Jackie gets super excited about one of her D.M.K. options. Maybe a little too excited..

One of these days we will do another long story but not today! And Nora starts something she doesn’t finish. If you don’t know any of our Date Marry Kill contestants please google their faces. We didn’t pick based on looks that’s for sure.

Tiny tater tot tales, beautiful singing and what serial killers argue about.

Beefcake? delicious

Tom Sr.? suspicious

Sexy photos? Salacious

Murder? Malicious

Long pauses, long legs, long story

Check this shit out!

A man gives his wife the axe and Jackie doesn’t know who anyone is. Also apparently a lot of people pleasure themselves in their cars. Oh and a “fun” fact about jellyfish.

Things go terribly wrong when a sugar baby gets threatened. Also sorry Jackie’s an idiot and Nora is lazy.

This week is pretty gross. Jackie couldn’t eat for a whole week and Nora may never eat again. Do not ever put olives and oranges together.