Date Nite

Date Nite

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Date Nite episodes

  • Ep 9 | Show 5 | Pt 1 | Twinity College

    It won't surprise you that this episode - which was recorded live at our 5th show in July 2023 - was absolutely mental. Bláithín and Michelle give somewhat conflicting advice on how to deal with a clingy man you've been on one 'date' (it's not a date) with, meet a kindred crazy spirit who is NOT not obsessed with twins we think???, and of course flirt with the person whose dating app profile they are actually supposed to be fixing (please respect our traditions).

    It's gas. Listen.
    If you're a fan of our chaotic nonsense, there's way more to come - hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode; and don't forget you can join us LIVE at our next show... just follow the link below!

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    Music by Danny Carroll


    51 min
  • Ep 8 | Show 4 | Pt 2 | It's a Date with Paddy Smyth!

    Welcome to episode eight of Date Nite - the LIVE comedy dating app - podcast edition! 

    Well aren't yous in for a TREAT this episode? Our very special guest date is the one and only queer icon, disabled diva, social media star, and all around legend Paddy Smyth! Recorded live on stage at Sin É during our fourth show in July 2023, Bláithín & Michelle (and our audience) have the date of their lives with Paddy, discussing everything from astrology to condiments to "bad" tattoos, and more!

     If you're a fan of our chaotic nonsense, there's way more to come - hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode; and don't forget you can join us LIVE at our next show... just follow the link below!

    Follow Paddy on Instagram @paddyysmyth



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    Date Nite is part of The Shift podcast network

    Music by Danny Carroll

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep 7 | Show 4 | Pt 1 | Fee Fi Fo Cum

    Happy Valentine's Day, if you didn't get the attention or gifts you deserve well here, let this be a salve for your sexy little soul. This ep was recorded LIVE at Hysteria Comedy at Sin É, at our 4th Date Nite show in July 2023, and this is the first half of the show where as ever we get your opinions on our bad behaviour, give you advice on your behaviour (how does that work out?!) and matchmake up a storm after fixing you for good (terms apply).


    In this episode Bláithín enters her short king era while Michelle gives some of the most unhinged texting advice ever. We talk double-texting ("ding ding it's me again b!tch"), telling stories to get in the mood ("what like Snow White?") and of course we get a lucky duck a (very consensual and agreed upon by all parties who volunteered and loved the show and each other in the end) date! Also:

    Here's the gifts you deserved today because we love you romantically 💝💐🧸💰🎁🎈🏡💍💊 (St. Valentine was queer).


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    Music by Danny Carroll

    58 min
  • Ep 6 | Show 3 | Pt 2 | It’s a Date with Fionnuala Jones!

    Oh holy moly roly poly, it's episode 6!

    This ep was recorded LIVE at Hysteria Comedy at Sin É, at our 3rd Date Nite show in June 2023, and this is the second half of the show where we're joined for an onstage date with a celeb guest and this time was the unbelievably brilliant Fionnuala Jones! We had a blast talking love vs lust, romantic gestures, the dreaded ick (when don’t we?) and… cannibalism??? YES THAT’S RIGHT CANNIBALISM. That one wasn’t Fionnuala’s fault, it won’t surprise you to hear.

    This is also the debut of our beloved “Fisticup”, the dating tool that asks the most psychotic questions not about cannibalism ever, which we loved so much that we decided to marry it (or at least get it into a situationship where we both stay longer than we should and everyone gets hurt).

    PS. we want to acknowledge that Fionnuala's mic cut out and in a few times during recording - you can still hear her beautiful voice saying gas stuff, thankfully, but we just wanted to apologise for the fact it's a tad inconsistent 🩷

    While we have ya, be sure to FOLLOW the podcast to make sure you don't miss future episodes!

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    Date Nite is part of ⁠⁠⁠The Shift⁠⁠⁠ podcast network

    Music by Danny Carroll

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep 5 | Show 3 | Pt 1 | Britpop Daddy

    Hello our sweet babies, it's episode 5! This ep was recorded LIVE at Hysteria Comedy at Sin É, at our 3rd Date Nite show in June 2023, and this is the first half of the show where as ever we tell our filthy flirty stories, answer your dating questions and fix your app profiles before we fix you up on a date!

    We cover so many bases here, from workplace flirtations to abandonment issues after being tricked into being a tourguide, and whether or not hookup snacks are collateral damage. Plus, tag yourself are you Michelle the blocker who pretends they died or are you Bláithín the hoarder-of-people who performs exit interviews and still wants closure? Either way you’re crazy, we’re crazy, please date us! 

    NOTE FROM BLÁITHÍN: I cannot believe as a comedian that we did this show without saying the words "Schrödinger's Polyamory" and "well that one really TAKES THE BISCUIT(s)" - I am ashamed, I apologise, we will do better (bet ya wanna know what I'm on about tho eh? You'd better give it a listen so!)

    While we have ya, be sure to FOLLOW the podcast to make sure you don't miss future episodes!

    Buy tickets for Date Nite on ⁠⁠Eventbrite⁠

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    Date Nite is part of ⁠⁠The Shift⁠⁠ podcast network

    Music by Danny Carroll

    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep 4 | Show 2 | Pt 2 | It's A Date with Felix O'Connor!

    Strap yourself in for a generous serving of chaotic bisexual energy from our date with comedian & actor Felix O'Connor, recorded live at our second show in April 2023 - also featuring discussion on suprise dentistry, Grindr techniques, and the seemingly very healthy love life of one of our host's Dads!

    Hit SUBSCRIBE to make sure you don't miss our next episode!

    Buy tickets for Date Nite on ⁠Eventbrite⁠

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    Date Nite is part of ⁠The Shift⁠ podcast network

    Music by Danny Carroll

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep 3 | Show 2 | Pt 1 | The One With "Mayo Fingers"

    This episode was recorded at our second Date Nite show in April 2023. This is the first half of the show, where as ever we have our advice/stories section, critique an audience dating app profile, fix it and matchmake the hell out of it. Tune in to hear Bláithín and Michelle's thoughts on in-air PDAs, techniques for getting over someone you have chemistry with but who treats you like shi, and reactions to a story of a man with such poor date etiquette he came away with the nickname "Mayo Fingers". Hit SUBSCRIBE so you don't miss part two of the show - our live on-stage date with comedian and actor Felix O'Connor!


    Buy tickets for Date Nite on Eventbrite

    Follow us on Instagram@dateniteshow | @beingbla | @mschellemc 

    Date Nite is part of The Shift podcast network
    Music by Danny Carroll

    57 min
  • Ep 2 | Show 1 | Pt 2 | It's A Date With Peter McGann!

    Oooooooooooh it's our first ever ACTUAL DATE NITE DATE! This episode was recorded at our first ever Date Nite live show in March 2023, we were sooooo excited to be off to a flying start with a sell-out show featuring thePrince of Awkward and certified hottie PETER McGANN!

    We were delighted to get to squeeze in a date with Peter while he was touring his show GREAT LAD around Ireland, and before his first Vicar Street show in September (which we also attended, we're obsessed and you should be too). First dates can be awkward and this being our first of many live dates is no different, but we were in safe hands with Peter as he's not only an amazing comedian but also the master of an awky momo - Impressive! Eligible! Dateable! The memories bring a tear to our eye :')
    This is the second half of the show, of course if you missed part one where we give advice, fix lives and matchmake the crowd you should go listen - Shur you may as well hit SUBSCRIBE so you don't miss the next show or our next date!
    Buy tickets for Date Nite on ⁠Eventbrite⁠
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    Follow us on Instagram ⁠@dateniteshow⁠ | ⁠@beingbla⁠ | ⁠@mschellemc⁠ | @peterjmcgann
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    Date Nite is part of The Shift⁠ podcast network
    ***
    Music by Danny Carroll

    43 min
  • Ep 1 | Show 1 | Pt 1 | It's A Date!

    This episode was recorded at our first ever Date Nite in March 2023. We were sooooo excited to be off to a flying start with a sell-out show featuring the amazing Peter McGann! But before our live date with Peter, we got lots of juicy questions, whored out an audience member and got to be our silly, sassy, slutty selves - which is nothing new, but it's fantastic to get more attention for it than usual.Hit SUBSCRIBE so you don't miss part two of the show - our live on-stage date with comedian Peter McGann!
    Buy tickets for Date Nite on Eventbrite


    ***Follow us on Instagram@dateniteshow | @beingbla | @mschellemc ***Date Nite is part of The Shift podcast network
    ***Music by Danny Carroll

    1 hr 4 min

About Date Nite

From the publisher's feed

A LIVE comedy show for the swipe generation - funny women Bláithín de Burca & Michelle McCormick solve your dating dilemmas, air your juiciest stories & fix one lucky duck's dating app profile before matchmaking them up for the break!