Dating Is Hard Y'All

Polly and I discuss two illustrious members of the J-GANG - Jason* and John*, who we had one (or five!) amazing dates with and then flew off somewhere across the world. A week or two later, we barely hear anything from them except sporadic texts and cryptic messages on when they may (or may not) be coming back to Toronto. What gives? We want to let them go but at the same time, we really enjoyed our time with them - what in the world should we do? 

Tee and I go over the most horrendously written and presented profiles I've found while swiping this week. Thank you, NEXT! #nope

Hey it's Yan & Akemi and we're reporting from Break-Up Land. I've broken up with the illustrious Mr. X and while he's a good person, there is a BIG reason why I ended things. Charge your phones and listen up, kind folk - this story is a LONG one. 

Our bachelor of the week, Yan makes a triumphant return onto the pod! This time he's single, games on Friday nights and has a bumble profile you would never swipe right on. Don't worry though, that's going to change courtesy of your host!

Me and my ex-partner Tee talk about what it was like to fall in love, move in together and ultimate realize that it wasn't for us. But there's a happy ending to this story - just not what you would expect!

Hey nobody's perfect but that's why we're breaking down stuff you shouldn't do on a date or otherwise in this episode. ATTN People - please don't do this to anybody. 

Every app treats us differently. Polly & I discuss which apps we like/dislike and what you should try if you're thinking of downloading one. 

Me and my beautiful friend talk about the dudes that we've moved on from and who we're into now. 

Two gals, one in the throes of a break up, another much more seasoned in healing from one, talk about what it's like to truly move on.

If you don't already follow @TheThirdLifeCrisis DO IT NOW - their Instagram is incredibly authentic and hilarious and will absolutely lighten up your day. Join us on this episode as we chat about break-ups, why online dating sucks so much and why the advice "love will find you when you least expect it" is such bullshit advice. Enjoy!