Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Mahatma Gandhi famously said, “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” If he were alive today, he'd probably say, "Before you sign, learn what the word lease means."

This episode features fake twins, parrot hookups over Facetime, people horny for robots and details on a sledgehammer recall.

In this episode, a naughty puppy turns into an unlikely life-saving hero, an ultramarathoner gets a free ride and a pizza delivery guy actually gets some sort of commendation from the police.

This episode features a diabolical dime heist, a middle school fight club and a stuffed eagle who plans on flying a bachelorette party to Sweden.

This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast includes an April Fools Prank gone horribly wrong, some good advice and a warning from the FBI.

This is the March 2023 Patron Show.

Dave's not sure the Air movie is even real. A noted scientist predicts we'll all be immortal in just 8 years. A Monopoly game ends predictably with a samurai sword fight.

A "very smart, well-educated lady, fell for a scam. The type of scam you'd have to be monumentally stupid to fall for. We revisit the tale of the Kentucky man who was forced to eat his own beard.

Setting a bag of chips on fire is NOT how nachos are made. We struggle to understand crawlspaces and modern vacuum cleaners.

Is an Everything Shower anything like and Everything Bagel? It's not. Is it more fun than a hot tub session that ends with a mountain lion attacking your head? It is! Probably.