Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Get ready to meet a level nine turtle who thought he was a level four alligator and an Iowa dog who called the fire department.

You know that line in "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" about scary ghost stories?  It turns out telling ghost stories around a fire used to be a big part of how people celebrated Christmas. In other news, tattooing your eyeball might sound like a good idea, but IS it?

It's the most wonderful time of the year! This episode features timely holiday tips on keeping your Christmas tree hydrated and what to eat when you find yourself stranded in shark infested waters.

We've invented a new wintertime activity! It's far less risky than playing Monopoly with your family.

Giant five fingered teddy bears are the stuff of your worst Christmas nightmares. We're pleased to announce our new giant bow rental venture. Frosty The Snowman had demons, man.

Apparently, our fellow Americans are hot and bothered over their delivery drivers. Demi Moore is newly single. Owls are back in the news.

This review of our Planet 93.9 Morning Show includes a bizarre love triangle, fried chicken lawsuits and a good old fashion meat log assault.

An absolute breakthrough in tater tot technology has us both very intrigued/hungry. A Quad Citian just shattered the world record for hand clapping.

This episode has details on a multi-million dollar meat heist, a scandal in the world of professional cornhole and an ingenious method to maximize your PTO next year.

Drew Barrymore struggles with wine stains and coming to terms with a fake friend. Bobby and Cindy wander off and smuggle beans and franks to a runaway via flashlight.