Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

A bidet company has come up with the absolute WORST Super Bowl promotion in history. The new Batman used to be a high school vampire and we've got a lot of questions.

Darren FINALLY knows what he wants to be when he grows up. It's not a Marvin Gaye impersonator at the zoo.

Where has Spank been? He's been happily donating his body to science. Crows are now in charge of keeping Sweden's streets beautiful. 

A&E tries to outdo TLC with a new completely insane TV show. Tiger King's appeal did NOT go as planned. O.J. shares his Halloween costume.

Buzz Aldrin was not a fan of Tang. The Post Office has upset some of The Giving Tree's fans. Juilian Lennon would like to sell you a computer picture of his dad's jacket.

Dave and Darren interview a pair of robots designed to do household chores. Peloton bikes claim another imaginary victim. 

A reporter was hit by a car on live TV and managed to finish her update. The Report of the Week finally took Arby's Diablo Dare.

Both of OJ. Simpson's former NFL teams are still active in the playoffs. Naturally, Juice has thoughts on the Cowboys. All You Can Eat Sushi is not the best deal if you end up in the hospital.

Pig hearts beating in human chests?  Elvis kicked off the Vegas Strip? THC Butter? Welcome to the brave new world!

Arby's has a new challenge that comes with its own milkshake. The little boy from Titanic is STILL getting paid. Dave isn't impressed by Barrel Full Of Monkeys.