I'm jumping on the actor trend bandwagon and performing John Candy's missing monologue that was cut from Planes, Trains, & Automobiles.
I first heard Steve Martin mention this in his documentary. Then I've seen quite a few videos of people reading or performing this.
Then my bestie Justin Eubanks pushed me to do this. I'm very uncomfortable with making this public - - but whatever.
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