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David Portnoy & The Business Deal of All Time!? Buys Back Barstool for $1 - What are We Doing Ep103


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Well, well, well, folks! Hold onto your coffee mugs because the news is hotter than a jalapeno pepper dipped in hot sauce. Our man Dave Portnoy, the genius behind the legendary Barstool Sports, has just pulled off a move that's got Wall Street scratching their heads and the rest of us chuckling into our cornflakes. Dave, you wild stallion, you did it again!
Picture this: Dave Portnoy, the same guy who built an empire on the back of pizza reviews and sports rants, has managed to snag Barstool Sports back from Penn Entertainment for a whopping sum of… drumroll, please… one dollar! Yep, you heard that right, a single buckaroo. I mean, who knew that a dollar could buy you not only a questionable vending machine snack but also a media company?
Now, let's take a trip down memory lane. Just a while back, Penn Entertainment shelled out a cool $550 million to own 100% of Barstool. But like a bad Tinder date, they quickly realized this match was about as awkward as a flamingo trying to dance the Macarena. So, in a move that could only be described as "cleaning out the closet," they handed over the keys to Dave for the price of a stale gumball.
And what did Penn Entertainment get in return? A pre-tax non-cash loss that's so big, it could make a Kardashian blush. We're talking somewhere between $800 million and $850 million. Ouch! That's gotta hurt more than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night.
But wait, there's more! Not content with just getting Barstool back, Dave's deal comes with a little cherry on top. Penn gets to be the proud owner of 50% of whatever Dave makes if he decides to do the unthinkable and part ways with his beloved creation. But fear not, my friends, because Dave has declared with the seriousness of a toddler refusing broccoli that he will "never" sell Barstool. And honestly, with all the pizza, beer, and hot takes, who can blame him? It's basically a grown-up version of a playground clubhouse.
But why the sudden change of heart? Well, according to Dave's own words, it seems the world of regulated gambling isn't exactly a match made in heaven for the Barstool crew. Apparently, they got denied gambling licenses faster than you can say "double cheeseburger with extra bacon." Who knew that a guy who could break down a slice of pizza like Shakespeare dissecting a sonnet would have trouble fitting into the world of bureaucracy? We're guessing not even a pizza slice with a law degree could have saved this situation.
And just when you thought the comedy was over, enter CEO Jay Snowden with the grand finale. In what can only be described as the understatement of the year, Jay basically said, "Yeah, we realized we're about as natural a fit for Barstool Sports as a cactus in a snowstorm." Well, Jay, better late than never, right?
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