School of Fools (Brandeis has word suggestions not to use and Florida has a new law requiring surveys of university faculty and students), and Mississippi charges extra for a license plate without In God We Trust

Davin has more issues with his knee, Davin’s parents personal school of fools, and Joe Biden whispers

Fake Davin is jealous, he has a skin flute issue, and Mary wants Fake Davin to support her. From the January 7, 2020, Davin’s Den

Davin’s plant Seymour is having problems, Fake Davin is not allowed at Mary’s house, and she needs a Steam card. From the January 7, 2020, Davin’s Den.

Scamming Scammers (Caroline gets frustrated that Fake Davin will not say what bank he uses)

School of Fools (Kids can’t wear Black Lives Matter shirts to school and a coach makes his Jewish athlete eat pork), Tampa Bay Lightning had a no visiting team jersey policy, and Israeli scientists extend the lives of mice.

Davin goes to Urgent Care, Davin goes car shopping and house shopping, and Pip’s brother needs medical attention

Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin talks to Caroline on the phone again and she wants to send money to his bank account)

We count down the worst fathers of the year

You Stink (Davin’s terrible week)