Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

Spit and Stinks and Licks! Lickitung has always been an unassuming Pokemon that has sat on the sidelines since Gen 1. Who knew the secrets this pink little guy was hiding? This episode is a gross one. We warned you.

Step in the ring and put up your dukes! This fighting fam is a confusing mess of evolution and were brought together when a baby came into the picture in Gen 2! From Saffron City's second Gym to your ears, here comes the Hitmons!

To the Game Freak employee who wrote all of the pokedex entries for Cubone, who hurt you?

Prepare to cry.

Just spelling these Pokemon is hard enough, but the Daycare Dittos take a deep dive into these "Egg Plants" with the help of Toy News International's @TOYFARCE! The hilarious toy satirist joins the pod to discuss his Pokemon journey growing up in France, home of the best localization Pokemon has ever seen.

PONDER THY ORB! We have made it to Pokemon 100 and if that wasn't special enough, these are Peter's favorites! The balls that make Team Rocket blast-off are here and they are ready to burst.

The Daycare Dittos are deep in the "it's just an animal" section of the Pokedex. Lucky for them, Joco has arrived to rescue the conversation with tales of gross beaches and the fateful story of a wasted Masterball. It's crab time!

Hide your kid! Add this Pokemon evolution to the Nightmare Fuel section in your Pokedex. Child abduction, being hypnotizes into a coma, and the eating of your hopes and dreams make Drowzee and Hypno the Boogeymen of Kanto.

Onix is an earthworm. That's pun and they doubled down on it! Listen to the Daycare Dittos discuss the rock snake and then break down the life and times of the horniest Pokemon Adventurer and Breeder, Brock!

BOO! Scared ya! Time to kick off the spookiest of Pokemon a week late. Halloween may be over but the scary celebration doesn't need to end. @KarlGerm of the @everyfnff podcast joins the crew to discuss your dead family members that can now be caught and trained by 10 year olds!

Cloyster is sexual in a very clinical way and that makes it a very very very very uncomfortable Pokemon. Shellder has a long tongue and has a cute voice. Cloyster is female genitals. Pokemon. Am I right?