Verse 1

You call yourself a narcissist,

Then give more than you take.

You call yourself an egoist,

Then show up for your mates.

You call yourself a misogynist,

Another label on your list.

But when the girls need your aid,

You’re there before the call is made.

Chorus

Oh Erti, Erti,

What are we gonna do?

Big ego, big drama,

That sounds just like you.

Impossible Erti,

You always have a say

You can call yourself whatever 

We love you anyway.

Verse 2

Sixteen rules for CTA,

We all had to obey.

Then Erti wrote rule seventeen,

And swept them all away.

One set of rules for everyone,

Then Erti changed the game.

The first sixteen don’t count for him,

He signed it with his name.

Chorus

Oh Erti, Erti,

What are we gonna do?

Big ego, big drama,

That sounds just like you.

Impossible Erti,

You always have your say

You can call yourself whatever 

We love you anyway.

Verse 3

Frankie stood there in the hive,

Right in the center square.

But Erti ended up too far,

And that just wasn’t fair.

So never mind the middle spot,

Or where he ought to stand.

If Erti has to walk too far,

Frankie moves on his command.

Bridge

But jokes aside, we know your heart.

You give. You guard. You stay.

If someone matters to you,

You never walk away.

Generous and loyal,

Protective through and through.

That’s why all the nonsense

Is somehow very you.

Final Chorus

Oh Erti, Erti,

What are we gonna do?

Big ego, big drama,

That sounds just like you.

Funny, kind and loyal,

Whatever you may say —

You can call yourself whatever,

We love you anyway.

You wanted your song.

so we give you this

Now please stop whining

that Davy got his

[Opening Chorus]

This Davy’s in fire

This Davy’s in fire

He’s staying in fire

This Davy’s in fire

[Verse 1]

We only wanted Davy by our side

A place in CTA, arms open wide

We called his name till world chat knew the score

Bring Davy to hundred ninety-four

We promised him a family, maybe more

But Davy stayed in FIRE like before

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh-oh, we kept both feet on the ground

And we were holding it down

Oh-oh, one name was all through the chat

And we kept calling him out

[Chorus]

This Davy’s in fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s in fire

We still want Davy

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s in fire

[Verse 2]

Saturday came, and FIRE came to play

They fought us hard and wouldn’t fade away

CTA kept pushing, fighting for the crown

FIRE stood strong, but we wore them down

The temple was ours when the fight was through

And Davy, we were still looking for you

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh-oh, we kept both feet on the ground

And we were holding it down

Oh-oh, still one name was all through the chat

Then we saw the flames where he sat

[Chorus]

This Davy’s on fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

CTA brought the fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

[Verse 3]

Then FIRE came knocking at our merchant door

Apparently they wanted something more

CTA was ready, standing side by side

Then sister ARE came for the ride

We couldn’t get our Davy to our shore

So funny how the fight came back once more

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh-oh, we kept both feet on the ground

And we were holding it down

Oh-oh, we couldn’t bring Davy to us

Funny how things turned around

[Final Chorus]

This Davy’s on fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

We still love Davy

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

[Post-Chorus]

Oh-oh, oh, oh

We wanted Davy

Oh-oh, oh, oh

We called for Davy

Oh-oh, oh, oh

Bring Davy to hundred ninety-four

Oh-oh, oh, oh

But Davy stayed next door

[Outro]

Davy...

We saved you a place.

We offered you a family.

We called your name.

You broke our hearts.

So we brought hundred ninety-four to Davy.

Verse 1

 A D asks with perfect grace,

A smile upon his patient face.

The devs respond so warm and bright,

But never say the date outright.

Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

That's all we're telling you 

Verse 2

Checkie and BlonDee built Discord's place,

Now Hunger Games became the craze.

Fro sings sweet lullabies all night,

Then kills us in our sleep by daylight.

Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

that's all we're telling you 

Verse 3

Hova cuddles everyone,

But falls from trees before he's won.

Hellkat heals poor Deadlove's pain,

Then shoves him off a cliff again.

Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

that's all we're telling you 

Verse 4

The wait for season is too long,

I spend my time writing this song.

Denis happy, couldn't ask for more,

The devs forgot what mute is for.

Final Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

that's all we're telling you 

Verse 1

Gather round and hear the tale,

Of one poor man who wrote the mail.

Discord, World Chat, every clan...

Still nobody read the plan.

Verse 2

Madara planned tomorrow's fight,

Erti filled our ranks with might.

Hours of work by every chief...

Ruined by members who won't read.

Pre-Chorus

I've said it once, I've said it twice,

I've even tried to ask you nice.

How many times must I explain?

Read the mail before you aim!

Chorus

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Send the gold, hit the gold!

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Do what you were bloody told!

Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena!

Read the mail before you aim!

Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame...

Name and shame!

Verse 3

I'm a surgeon, yes it's true,

Still found time to defend you.

We've had fifteen months of Kill Event...

Still no shield? Pay your rent!

Verse 4

I sent the mails, I drew the charts,

I did my very bloody part.

Read the plan, it's black and white...

Still you couldn't get it right.

Pre-Chorus

I've said it once, I've said it twice,

I've even tried to ask you nice.

How many times must I explain?

Read the mail before you aim!

Chorus

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Send the gold, hit the gold!

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Do what you were bloody told!

Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena!

Read the mail before you aim!

Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame...

Name and shame!

Bridge

I'm not angry... I'm just tired.

Every warning backfires.

One more ping, one more mail...

Please don't make this whole plan fail.

Final Chorus

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Send the gold, hit the gold!

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Do what you were bloody told!

Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena!

Read the mail before you aim!

Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame...

Name and shame!

Verse 1

DST came ranked number one,

certain they would win the stay

Naga marched toward capital...

Hova hugged him. And teepeed him away

Erti filled alliance chat,

battle maps from wall to wall,

I am AD read them, every one...

and kept rallying capital.

Chorus

DST had bigger whales,

DST had power and might,

CTA had better timing,

and made every move just right.

Move a whale.

Move a hive.

Save a seat.

Keep I am AD alive.

Somehow rank nine beat rank one,

and honestly we're doing fine.

Verse 2

RA showed up fashionably late,

like he'd missed the battle call,

I'm finally here! Let's spank DST!

And somehow that says it all.

Madara got bored at capital,

Noah said, I'm coming too,

Bera, Miezz joined the field...

and started evicting DST's crew.

Chorus

DST had bigger whales,

DST had power and size,

CTA had teleport tricks,

and suspiciously good advice.

Move a whale.

Move a hive.

Save a seat.

Keep I am AD alive.

Bridge

Around I am AD we gathered,

every rally, every hit,

nobody cared about the glory,

everybody doing their bit.

Checkie couldn't keep her troops alive,

sweet Ruby shared without a fuss.

as soon as somebody went broke,

RSS flowing out to all of us,

Verse 3

Shanks and RA fought Death to All,

rallies crashing night and day,

somehow in the middle of that battle...

a newfound friend was made.

Snoopy Flash kept saving seats,

moving faster than retreat,

while HellAngel crossed a battlefield

SNOOPY! Give back my spot, you cheat!

Outro 

The rubies dropped, the winners gathered,

finally time to claim our prize,

Naga watched us mining happily...

and went looking for smaller guys

Chorus

DST had bigger whales,

DST had power and might,

CTA had better timing,

and made every move just right.

Move a whale.

Move a hive.

Save a seat.

Keep I am AD alive.

Thank you DST,

for one really intense fight.

and we'll try not to mention Nalgas

Attacking i sixes in that ruby victory light.

[Verse 1]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

Your heroes are mighty, your power's increased,

Yet that little Watchtower remains incomplete.

The R4s ask you week after week,

You smile and answer all humble and meek.

They point at your Watchtower for all to see,

You shrug and say,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Chorus]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

The R4s are begging,

"Upgrade WT!"

But Beach Boy says,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Verse 2]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why are you so handsome?

More handsome than Hades, you borrowed the sun.

We tried to get Hades to claim you his son,

But Hades got frightened and quit on the run.

They point at your Watchtower still tiny to see,

One smile from Beach Boy and everybody agrees.

Nobody remembers what they came there to say,

And tiny Beach Boy keeps WT the same.

[Chorus]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

The R4s are begging,

"Upgrade WT!"

But Beach Boy says,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Verse 3]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, what happened today?

We asked you a question, you drifted away.

You missed all the answers, forgot what was said,

We answered the question three times in the thread.

We asked if you're drinking, you answered with glee,

"I only drink water, that's all that's in me."

So tell us Beach Boy, what's the mystery?

Did you drink too much water today, maybe? 🥴

[Chorus]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

The R4s are begging,

"Upgrade WT!"

But Beach Boy says,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Outro]

The R4s surrender,

Defeated completely.

But Daydreams knows the truth,

And she's laughing secretly.

You've got over ten thousand PP,

Stored away quite peacefully.

So Beach Boy, explain again,

How it's hard to get PP. 🥴

[Verse 1]

Mrs Love Quinn writes again

Madara sighs and counts to ten

Trying to discuss a raid

Checkie's dressed like Chuckie maid

[Pre-Chorus]

Checkie says she's feeling calm

That's the thing that caused alarm

[Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, let him rest

Please stop being so obsessed

Changed alliance, changed his throne

Still won't leave the man alone

[Verse 2]

"Good morning" every single day

Madara tries to run away

Talking castles, troops and war

She asks what girl he's looking for

[Pre-Chorus]

Checkie bought a garden spade

Probably for flowers... we're afraid

[Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, run a mile

Checkie's got that crazy smile

Every time she starts to grin

That's when all our fears begin

[Verse 3]

Different state and different land

Still her PMs somehow land

Madara tries to stay unseen

Mrs Love Quinn sees wedding rings

[Pre-Chorus]

Checkie says she's very sweet

We all slowly back our feet

[Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, let him rest

Please stop being so obsessed

Changed alliance, changed his throne

Still won't leave the man alone

[Bridge]

Madara's kind, he tries his best

Never rude, unlike the rest

Then she sends twelve hearts at once

Madara starts to look quite done

[Bridge Tag]

Checkie smiles and says "How nice"

Everybody checks twice

[Final Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, run a mile

Checkie's got that crazy smile

Every time she starts to grin

That's when all our fears begin

[Outro]

For the good of everyone

Madara finally had it done

Blocked her just to keep the peace

And spare her from dear Checkie's reach

Checkie put the spade away

Mrs Love Quinn lived another day

From the High Branch

Verse 1

From a high branch above the street  

Quiet wings and watching feet  

They walk below with guarded eyes  

Carrying storms they call their lives  

They reach for warmth, they hold too tight  

They say the wrong thing every time  

A word, a look, a closing door  

And something breaks a little more  

Chorus

Strange are the hearts below  

Needing more than they can show  

Building homes in someone’s soul  

Then breaking what could make them whole  

Strange are the hearts below  

Always more than they can hold  

Calling love and letting go  

Strange are the hearts below  

Verse 2

From wire to branch the days repeat  

Same soft hurt in different streets  

They want to stay, they pull away  

They lose the words they meant to say  

They fear the truth, they fear the fall  

So they don’t say the things at all  

A gentle thing they almost knew  

Turns into something sharp and cruel  

Chorus

Strange are the hearts below  

Needing more than they can show  

Building homes in someone’s soul  

Then breaking what could make them whole  

Strange are the hearts below  

Always more than they can hold  

Calling love and letting go  

Strange are the hearts below  

Bridge

And maybe they don’t mean the harm  

Maybe they just don’t know  

How to hold another heart  

Without letting go  

Final Chorus

Strange are the hearts below  

Needing more than they can show  

Building homes in someone’s soul  

Then breaking what could make them whole  

Strange are the hearts below  

Always more than they can hold  

Calling love and letting go  

Strange are the hearts below