Seriously....it's just a boat.

Guest Commentator: Scott Carelli

A Too Old Media Podcast

In the Gotham City Police Department, criminals are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: Girlfriends, who erupt exposition; and The Batman, who brands the offenders. These are their stories.

Guest Commentator: Scott Carelli

Bruce gets his point across to Alfred with some harsh words, while Clark Kent does some more investigating.

Guest Commentator: Scott Carelli

Bruce begins to tell Alfred about his findings on the White Portuguese, however, Alfred is quick to see past Bruce’s deception.

Guest Commentator: Scott Carelli

Batman begins to analyze the data stolen from Lex Luthor Jr. to find anything relating to the White Portuguese.

Guest Commentator: Scott Carelli

Bruce awakes from his Knightmare, but to his surprise, a cryptic message for him seems to appear out of nowhere.

Batman finds himself chained up when the last son of Krypton makes his descend.

Batman attempts to fight his way out of this ambush, but the numbers appear to be against him.

Batman comes out of hiding to meet with other members of his Insurgency, but instead, he is greeted by Superman’s Regime Soldiers.

Batman’s nightmare starts to take shape as we see a post-apokoliptic cityscape standing before Bruce.