you are a reef shark!

can the squid be charmed?

can i bite him?

are we falling?

descending to the bottom of the ocean takes cracking a few eggs, it turns out.

meet the party, at a party, and not just any party: a soirée held for those about to brave a journey unlike any other.

welcome to d&d anonymous, the only table where you don't know who's rolling the dice. you'll soon meet our 8 player characters: chuck, westenra, ty, bog, alphonse, orla, dr. spritz, and dr. greene. every week, we'll reveal the identity of one or two of the players behind each character.

In which we do not meet the party.