DeaconLive

DeaconLive

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DeaconLive episodes

  • DeaconLive - Water and Mud

    This Episode: Free OJ - No More OZ - What Did He Say? - TikTok knows you're gay - Better eye drops - N1 Sleepers - YUTU 2 - Walking on the sun - Tough housing market - Blame the parents - TSA beat their record - Spermicidal for your mouth - Diet to Zero - Cheddar for your cheese - DOGE gone it! - Puzzle code - Dan vs Lebron - Rapper vs Rock

    1 hr 19 min
  • DeaconLive - Are We That Dumb?

    This Episode: Weather Changers - Cold Showers - Fireplace don't - Da Bomb Xmas Tree - Amazon shut down - 36 for 27 - Zoom is on fire - Runner's High - Tesla Rocket - Cali ban - 115 beers - SAGE test - Cookie Way - All American Christmas Tree

    1 hr 25 min
  • DeaconLive - Aaahhh Shit!

    This Episode: Turkey Day Power Loss - Ed Asner's Ball Sack - $123,000 Turkey - GAPS Diet - Island Boi's Concert - Death Sneeze - Ghost Dog - TurkeyTron - FEDEX packages in a ditch - Seeing Red is Good - Negging - Napping Hong Kongers - Pulp Fiction Prints - Olan Mills

    1 hr 6 min
  • DeaconLive - Thanksgiving Message

    At the last minute we had to cancel Wednesday's Show 11/24 due to several things that were out of our control. These events also raised our blood pressure going into the BIG DAY. Don't worry we will get into all the details from my side and things that happened to I.T. Dan as well. We will be back this coming Wednesday!!

    2 min
  • DeaconLive - Square Root of 69

    This Episode: No more Staples - What makes a Snap - You are a Pussy - Sex Plane - Cat Tracker - Golf cart vs SUV - The water smells like a brewery - Reese's Pie - Pee Wee's better adventure - Cost an arm and your leg - What Train? - Bad jokes is dead - Kool aid recall - Hold my Aussie beer - 100 mph to 0 - Personal rain storm - Sub No way - Shaw Shit Redemption - Sticker please - I love Onion(cocaine) Rings

    1 hr 13 min
  • DeaconLive - Only Nine Planes

    This Episode: 800 pizzas in 18 months - Hot dogs are veggies - Cotton Candy, sweet as gold - Arby's is sauced - Fox no Fox - Pets vs Kids - Cat o Vator - Lab Results - Freeze?

    1 hr 14 min
  • DeaconLive - Shake, Squeeze, Squirt

    This Episode: Suicide by 20 stabs - 'Bout Time Philly - Bully Take Over - Twitch Pets - Sexy Ketchup - Censored Island - Send me your money - It's Starting robots - Bucks in Space - Pole Assassin - Corn Pickles - Hot Dog Canes - Reese's Potatoes - Island Boi's - More COVID ghost - Halloween Neighbors Pissed - Ghostbusters Theme

    1 hr 36 min
  • DeaconLive - The Stop Stick

    This Episode: Spanx Bonuses - Wooden Steak Knives - 3/9th Burger - Truly Sad - Airport Auctions - Let's Go Brandon - Wingy - Injection Spikes - Good Guy No Gun - Oh Deer - Hertz Don't Do It - They are only choosing pretty people - Lost? Answer your phone! - 100lbs of candy - Ground control to Major Chief

    1 hr 18 min
  • DeaconLive - Quest for the Game

    This Episode: Pig Kidney - Lawyer scam - Screw you Canon - Knitter troubles - Bad SUV mommy - Magnet Fishing - Diet hunger - Full bacon strips - Bye Krispy Kreme - Debbie Ice Cream - Money and Doughnuts - Dinner is late - Puppy luggage - BONES DAY

    1 hr 13 min
  • DeaconLive - Get The Whore Out

    This Episode: Don't take Aspirin - Nuke your heart - Cure for stuffy nose - I AM a genius - Teal Pumpkins - Cheer Dad - Watch your mouth Alexa - Exhausted Man game - NO PICS for YOU - Mercury Retrograde - Couch Guy - Pepsi Jack - Popeye's Turkey - Mayo Coffee - No More Alien(s) - Tired Elk - "Tonight we feast!!"

    1 hr 44 min

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DeaconLive is your raw, unfiltered chaos of weekly social media news and viral stories. With no topic off-limits (seriously—NSFW!), DeaconLive hits hard every Wednesday at 1PM EST. Whether you’re…