Aspartame is bad for you, my opinion... It gives you cancer, so spread that rumor for me 

You're going on a date, you don't know what to say?? I did one of those questionnaire things and yup yup. These are the ones!

Heyyyy everybody, we got a new studio. No big deal... but in this episode we talk about my experience with a psychic, although I think she just told me random stuff. And where do we go when we die. I have the answer...

What is the big deal with sports? Literally... What is the point? Also, did you know animals can have down syndrome?

You need to experience bad shit to know the good shit is good shit. Kim Jung Un. Guinea pig from other countries. Why aren't we all like Jeffery Dahmer?

My brother stabbed himself. Not that bad. But he also bled on my new leather seats... Also I read an article about a woman complaining about her husband while she was pregnant. Just cheat on him. Then get pregnant again! Anyways... Who would win in a fight? Bruce Lee or The Mountain?

I just found out that we are getting rid of manatees in order to save the manatees. Poor sea cows... Also how come when we age and get older we start to realize the stuff we did as a kid was weird? Growing up in a small town sucks...

Blake Shelton cheated on his wife. Spread that rumor, and why can't anyone admit that they are sh*tty people. If you're a sh*tty person just own it!

Look. I have made almost 20 of these episodes and I stand by it when I say this.. I hope they never see the light of day. Lets kill the elephant in the room. This is the Dead Elephant Podcast. I'm your host Clinton Taylor.