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The Jester deftly leapt over the large hammer, throwing some dust into the eyes of the large man. He attempted to shake it off, only to be interrupted by the feeling of an arrow lodging itself into his thigh. He grunted in pain, and turned to face the Woman. He charged at her quickly, readying his hammer. As he prepared to bring it down upon her he felt it stop mid-swing. He quickly turned around to find that the Swordsman Hero had grabbed onto the head of the hammer, and was using all of his strength to keep it in place.

The large man let go of the hammer, letting the full weight of the massive weapon fall down upon the Swordsman Hero and drop him to the ground. The large man swung a kick into the Swordsman Hero's face, but was blocked by the Jester with a well placed kick of his own. The large man readied a follow up attack, but was pulled backwards as a bowstring was pulled around his neck.

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The Swordsman Hero stood in front of the Female Combatant, preventing her from engaging in further combat with the large man. She watched on as the Jester and Woman prepared to fight. The dust cloud parted, revealing the large man to be swinging both his hammer and the small skeletons hanging off of it. Tiny bones fell to the ground, with the small skeletons looking completely dismayed.

The Woman readied an arrow, and fired it at the large man. He ducked away from it, regaining his balance only to find the Jester standing directly before him. The Jester brought his knee up, slamming it into the jaw of the large man. Surprisingly, it only staggered him for a brief moment before he regained his composure and swung his large hammer at the Jester.

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The Man growled in anger, attempting to shake the small skeleton off of his hammer. To his disappointment, it wouldn't let go. He yelled in frustration, slamming his hammer into the ground. A plume of dust flew up into the air, enveloping the man in its embrace. The Female Combatant sprang to her feet - both appreciative of the assistance, yet disappointed in her inability to defeat the man on her own.

The Heroes grouped up near the Female Combatant, with the Swordsman Hero motioning for her to step aside. She began to protest, but quickly realized that she had a large gash on her forehead. Blood poured down across her face, and she quickly reached into her bag to grab some bandages.

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As the large man rushed at her, the Female Combatant leapt directly at him. He swung his hammer, and she deftly ducked beneath it before bringing both of her axes down at his knees. With a level of agility reserved for men a third his size, the large man leapt into the air - his feet mere inches above the swing of the axes. As he touched back down, he let the momentum of his hammer carry him into a spin, bringing it back around directly at the Female Combatant.

The large hammer rocketed at the Female Combatant's face, leaving her no time to react. She braced to have her face crushed. She flinched, and as she did the hammer stopped dead in its movement. Her momentum carried her directly into it, bouncing her face off of it lightly and causing her to stumble to the side. Confused at what had happened, she turned to look back at the large man. To her surprise, he was as confused as she was. He held the hammer in his left hand, but in the middle of the hilt was a skeletal hand that hand sprung up from the dirt.

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The Female Combatant wiped the blood from her face, looking back up just in time to avoid the large man's hammer from crushing her head into the ground. She rolled to the side, swinging one of her axes and barely missing the large man's face. She quickly got back to her feet as he used his hammer to prop himself back up. Blood dripped from his injured calf, while sweat poured from his brow.

Slowly readjusting her axes in her hands, the Female Combatant readied to make her next move. A small cut on her forehead caused blood to run down into her eyes. She shook her head in an attempt to clear her vision, though it only served to have her hair spread blood across her face. The large man let out a loud grunt, then yelled as he charged at the Female Combatant once more.

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The large man turned and looked at The Heroes. He could see that they had not been subjected to the small skeleton's attack, and his face turned red with rage. The Female Combatant readied herself by pulling her two axes from their holsters at her sides. The large man wielded a massive black hammer, likely forged in the hottest flames the city's blacksmiths could manage. He raised it above his head and charged.

The Female Combatant Ran towards him, screaming in anticipation of the clashing of their weapons. As he swung his hammer down upon her she dove to the side, swinging her axes as hard as she could. Her blades caught him on his calf, causing him to stumble. As she rolled to her feet, she attempted to capitalize on the moment and lunged at his back. As she did, he brought his great hammer around with a single hand directly at her head. She parried it away with her axes, but was smashed backwards onto the dirt. Her entire upper body ached from the impact, and her axes had been pressed back into her face. Her nose was smashed in, and blood poured onto the dirt beneath her feet.

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As the Heroes watched on, the small skeletons grabbed and clawed at the other combatants. They clasped the legs of the unfortunate warriors, causing them to trip and fall. As they hit the ground, additional skeletons sprouted from the earth to hold them down. The arena was filled with the shouts and screams of the terrified men and women in the stands, horrified by what they were seeing.

After a few moments, the other combatants had been secured to the ground. The Heroes stood up to stretch, preparing to begin their search for the corresponding tablet they required. As they loosened, they heard loud grunting and shouting from one small part of the arena. They looked over to see a large, hulking fighter crushing the small skeletons under his feet. It seems not everyone would be so easy to contain.

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The other combatants roared with excitement, and prepared to sprint into combat. As one particularly large fighter took his first step, he felt a crunch under his boot. He looked down and saw a tiny pile of bones at his feet. He looked at it confusingly, not sure what to make of it. Before he could determine what was happening, the pile of bones moved - rapidly growing larger. He shrieked in fear, and attempted to take a step backward. As he did so, he collapsed to the ground while realizing his other foot had become stuck to the ground. He glanced over and saw a small skeleton held it in place. Quickly, a small group of the tiny monstrosities sprouted from the earth and enveloped the fighter as he screamed.

The Female Combatant watched on as the other groups were all terrorized by the small skeletons springing forth around them. The other Heroes didn't react, aside from the Jester who looked on enthusiastically at his work. The Female Combatant couldn't believe what she was seeing. She had heard of and experienced such magic herself before, though using it at such a scale was unheard of. She grew worried of the group of monsters she had joined.

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The Female Combatant worriedly looked at her companions, begging them to get up and get ready. The Swordsman Hero glanced over to her, and motioned for her to have a seat. Not understanding, she continued to plead with them. The Woman grew agitated, and swept the Female Combatant off of her feet with a swift leg kick. She fell to the ground, and was told to relax.

The fantastically dressed man suddenly appeared standing in the gallery alongside the large red jewel. He gestured to the audience, encouraging them to cheer louder. They roared in excitement, knowing the festivities were about to begin. The combatants slammed their weapons upon their shields, screaming in anticipation. As he ended his countdown, he flung his arms in the air, and an incredibly loud horn sounded.

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The Heroes and the Female Combatant emerge from their huddle, and turn back toward the center of the arena. The Jester muttered something to himself, and sat down upon the sandy ground. He placed his hands flat on the ground behind him, leaning back to take in the sun. The Female Combatant looked at him confused, then thought better of trying to determine his motives.

Looking around the arena, the other groups were ready. Some looked excited to be thrown into the bloody fray, while others nervously hoped they would be able to find a matching tablet discarded by a team that found it useless. The female combatant looked back at her allies and was shocked to see that the Swordsman Hero and Woman had also decided to begin sunning themselves. The Female Combatant felt her heart drop into her stomach.

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