Hear the expert analysis from OMCs in the making, and should there be instant penalties against those intentionally corrupt the normalcy of hands in cash games?

At a WSOPC tournament in Florida, a dealer misread the player's hands at showdown during a huge all-in, and that player, who also didn't know what he had, was incorrectly eliminated in 3rd place instead of doubling up. So how did this happen? But it reminded me of other situations when players do a poor job of protecting their hand. And lastly, a wild wonky hand history against a recent nemesis, followed by some revelations...

Got my ass kicked by a bunch of masters.

Someone grew on me. I told you it was possible.

When in doubt bet huge. And maybe getting dealt KK and QQ constantly isn't as awesome as it sounds?

Don't act like poker has never gotten to you so badly that you wanted to do a hell of a lot more than flip the table.

Just read the fucking episode title.

The whale is trying oh so hard to go home, I'm value betting what has to be the best hand (right?), and a bit of commentary for the nits who get dissatisfied with a game's quality.

We begin with the distressing tale of why I've come back on the air, followed by some facepalming anecdotes caused by the nincompoops I apparently believe are still worth tolerating. Note that this is a sound-revised version of Episode 1. So if you've heard it already, you don't need to listen again unless you really can't resist hearing me say the exact same things.