Dead on Air

to everyone else that has heard their suitemate having sex with their boyfriend, this one's for you.

cheat on your math tests so you can fit mental breakdowns into your schedule.

KaCL's afro was "mistaken" for a hat. welcome back.

"an episode you can fall asleep to." not like it's boring or anything...cause it's not.

Sir may I please have that hotdog?

If you're a man, don't ask for someone's phone number if you're in the Walmart parking lot. However, if you're inside the store, they keep the cocaine in the back.

Not only are we mentally unhealthy, but also physically unhealthy. It's called multi-tasking, look it up. Also, we aren't making fun of Tinder profiles, we're just so jealous of how clever their bios are.

When you were a kid, you thought peeing on each other was the way to have sex. You also thought it was okay to write a letter to your mom to apologize for masturbating. Wait, you didn't? Yikes.