Dead Waves

Uh oh! Somebody let these crazy kids out of the house! As a bonus episode for you lovely listeners, we're uploading the audio from our live show at the 2019 TromaDance Detroit Festival. It gets REAL weird, so strap in, open up a fresh White Claw, and get ready to party!

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Have you ever purchased a used photo album? Have you then pasted googly eyes all over the photos inside of the used photo album? Have you then discovered that spirits still dwell within the used photo album and now you've upset them and everything is suddenly haunted? You're not alone. Our caller this week, Daphne Longacre, is going through the same exact thing. Maybe we can solve this one with less gasoline than you used. Jack is really bad at calming people down. Lilith lays down the law. Grem parts with something very dear to him.

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The Spooky Squad has helped callers out with everything from crotch frogs to ghosts who are no longer satisfied with their living arrangements. This week, they help a caller get a haircut. Jack does secret things alone in the dark. Lilith calls out Raven-Symoné. Grem opens up to the others.

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When you're having relationship issues, you normally wouldn't think to consult the Dead Waves crew, but that's exactly what Lil Dickie Rickets did this week. We help him work things out with his co-host, Thomas Luge. They also discuss Star Wars and fish genitals. Typical week around here. Jack gets a body. Lilith gets a letter from the government. Grem gets in even more trouble with his girlfriend.

This episode is a crossover with the TRUTHcast! You can find part two over on their feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/truthcast/id1463466271

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And as always, you can email us at [email protected] with any questions or comments you might have. Sorry for keeping you so long, I'm normally not this talkative. I just kind of get lonely writing these descriptions, you know? Let's continue this conversation later.

Hey paisanos! This week we have Mikey Argento calling in. He's the ghost of a gangster from ancient times. The 70s. Can he adapt to this strange new world of smartphones and Whole Foods? Or is fate going to make him an offer he can't refuse? Jack gets REAL deep in Lilith. Lilith shares her favorite ASMR video. Grem is in peril.

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Sure, you're really into the hot new Harry Potter mobile phone game, but are you IN the hot new Harry Potter mobile phone game? Hilaria Moonshine is, and she needs help getting out. Sounds like a job for Jack, Lilith, and Grem. Grem loses signal. Lilith needs more meds. Jack has no idea what a Harry Potter is.

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Humans aren't the only ones with serious insecurities. We get a call this week from Seraphus the Vile, a lesser demon who's really taking the title to heart. Can we help him strike terror into the hearts of others? Or is he doomed to disappoint his father yet again? Jack enters the tech industry. Lilith is unwell. Grem tears Jack a new one. (And yes, we actually DID lose power due to a lightning strike while recording this one.)

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Our caller this week lives a simple life. He enjoys rummaging, dumpster diving, Springsteen, and enjoying light snacks in his home. Unfortunately for him, things are about to get a whole lot more complicated. Jack gets kicked out. Lilith explains the joys of sharing. Grem is confused.

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A tall, mysterious figure haunts a kindhearted father of three in Petoskey. Is it a foul demon? A nosey neighbor? Or perhaps the dreaded DogMan himself? Lilith, Jack and Grem are on the case. Jack converts. Lilith gives solid advice on pet ownership. Grem takes a really long nap.

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This week, an unexpected and uninvited guest shows up at the station. He has some serious beef. Jack has seen some things. Lilith takes us down memory lane. Grem gets reunited with his one true love.

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