Deadly Theremin

The first and most successful case of viral marketing online, the Blair Witch Project debuted the found footage era in the horror genre. Everyone knows what happens to these three film college students who go missing into the woods of Burkitsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary on the Legend of the Blair Witch back in 1994. A $60,000 budget that raised $248,000,000 in the box office became a pop culture icon for the millennial generation because of the level of improvisation and advertisement through an official website - www.blairwitch.com - and a mockumentary called "The Curse of The Blair Witch" before the movie was released. Enjoy this wonderful nostalgia from twenty ago. Or not. It's your funeral.

[SPOILER ALERT] The director decided to leave the main character's identity anonymous (Jane Doe), so I took the liberty to refer to the assistant characters of Brian Cox (Martin) and Emile Hirsch (Austin)equally nameless as Dad and Son. A truly horrifying one-room movie set in a morgue, this family of coroners tries to determine the mortis causa of our Jane Doe. A three century long trail of bodies and a gothic Sherlock Holmes vibe awaits you. Enjoy. Or not. It's your funeral. Rest In Peace

[SPOILER ALERT] Allow me to introduce you to the confused and terrifying life of the first settlers of the New World through this New England folktale set in 1640. We follow a family of colonists attempting to endure and overcome the Wilderness, who ends up consuming them. With a dark and agonizing atmosphere, bumped by an original and excruciating soundtrack, you will need to bring some liquid courage to this one. The VVitch will bring back all your childhood fears and nightmares. Enjoy it, or not. It's your funeral. Rest in Peace, people.

[SPOILER ALERT] Director Dario Argento's masterpiece, Suspiria, stands as one of the most beautiful horror films ever made. A somber, yet whimsical fairy tale narrative with notes of gore and mystery, this movie was groundbreaking in terms of production, special effects and original soundtrack. Unfortunately this is only available on Tubi, but you can always download/rent it before listening to this podcast. Or not. It's your funeral.