Deadpan Fury

It's not bad enough that I dont have any topics before wasting a day of my life talking; now Im going to give you a preshow featuring my famous "Ex with a toaster" story, and why Im not talking about current events.

 Then, find out what I spent the past 15 years thinking about putting in my mouth.

And then I screw up my ad. The same ad I do every episode. For my own product. This is the sort of attention to detail that keeps me in business and you guys just keep coming back for it.

I also F*ck a lot. Which is weird with the little asterix in it.

So yeah, just a mini episode to remind myself to do these. I'm saving my voice up for the 24 hour podcast session on Nov 15th, 8pm to Nov 16th on Skype.  I will be discussing whatever random bullshit my friends decide to plug- if they decide to show up, as well as a number of random topics that catch my fancy.

 I can say fancy without coming off like some turn of the last century fossil right? Fancy.

 Because we dont talk about Ska. We talk about wrestling. TV shows, some wrestling. Comic Book movies, some wrestling. More wrestling. I deliberately spend about two hours attempting to avoid anything resembling a coherent theme with AFN, and since he likes most of the same stuff I do, it works out Ok.

Ska might have been mentioned once,by mistake. Because nobody thinks about Ska.

As a special treat, A_Faceless_Name (AFN) is played in by "Cream and bastards rise" by Harvey Danger (Used with permission) and we might discuss the merits of such an awesome band languishing behind the fame of one song.

 www.harveydanger.com has free albums for download and paypal buttons to click. I don't feel like a ho if I advertise something I actually use.

But it mostly directing the F word at Ben Bernake.

Straight out of a Roundtable at http://www.ijov.net, Marcus complains about Donald Trump fans, Muppet fans, and that yapping dog across the street.

I forgot that I had an episode scheduled for release today. I didn't feel like doing a 9/11 themed episode, and usually that's all my brain focuses on this time of year.

 So,instead of listening to my bullshit, Here's a moment of silence and some links. We'll see you guys next week.

-Marcus

CNN's list of 9/11 victims

Panorama

I overslept and screwed up the jam session episode, so instead I thought everyone would want to know what one white guy thinks about Hulk Hogan the old fat racist.

And a moment of silence for my friend Chayo. RIP

You wanted serious? I got you serious. Nearly 2 hours of two guys talking about Pro Wrestling. Witness our confusion at HHH vs Sting! Admire our Smark fu! Find out which wrestler my girlfriend marks out for. Learn more about my blood feud with Ryan Connor.

We know it's not 'real'. Neither are the Avengers.

In this mini episode

Our first ever Listener Mail segment(complete with dice rolls), how I feel about my smart watch, and what potentially dorky things I might talk to people about next episode.

Also, my elusive adversary is addressed.

3 consecutive days of the Stomach Flu. This is what you get until next week.